SAUSALITO, California – (Music Satire) - The Russian female pop rock band known as Pussy Riot, has just turned down an offer to play at the Annual White House Labor Day Picnic.
The event, which is organized by Melania, Ivanka, and Barron Trump has been a big hit for the past three years.
MTV reported that Pussy Riot is noted for using lots of foreign curse words in their songs. The salacious trio has 179 tattoos between the three members.
The drummer revealed that she has a tattoo of Ivanka Trump, on her right tit, and the White House Barbie is wearing a MAGA baby doll gown.
When asked who suggested the Russian all-girl band, chief adviser, Kellyanne Conway just smiled and did not answer.
TMZ investigated and they learned that Russian President Vladimir Putin had personally recommended the 3 very lascivious women to his high-libidoed BFF, President Trump.
