Oprah Winfrey Wants To Buy President Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Complex

Funny story written by Fannin Fabriano

Tuesday, 11 August 2020

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Oprah says that she has paid to have 2,000 "Dump Trump the Chump" billboards scattered throughout every state.

MONTECITO, California – (Spoof News) - Oprah Winfrey told CNN’s Don Lemon that she would like to purchase Donald Trump’s Florida mansion, Mar-a-Lago.

Lemon asked her why in the world she would want to purchase that horribly evil man’s residence.

She replied that since she is worth $2.6 billion, she could easily buy the mansion, renovate it, and turn around and sell it for a nice profit.

But when Lemon shook his head in disbelief, Oprah gave him the real reason.

The "You Get a Car, and You Get a Car, and You Get a Car" lady told Lemon that she wants to buy Mar-a-Lago, so that she can sign it over to the Black Lives Matter organization.

She said that she will even pay to have the words ‘Black Lives Matter’ painted in bright yellow letters on the street in front of the mansion, as well as on the roof.

Lemon gave Big O a fist bump and told her that she rocks no matter what that GOP skagg slut Ann Coulter, or that Trigger-faced Laura Ingraham, or that circus-clown-looking Sarah Huckabee say.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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