The President Trump and Anthony Scaramucci Feud Is Starting To Get Downright Nasty

Funny story written by Fannin Fabriano

Tuesday, 11 August 2020

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Anthony says he believes Trump is a closet atheist because he never says "God Bless You" or "Thank God."

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Political Satire) - Former White House staff member Anthony Scaramucci has ruffled the feathers of one Donnie "The Bully Boy" Trump.

The Mooch as his grandmother nicknamed him when he was just 4-days old, said that each day Trump is showing that he is turning more and more into a super right wing extremist.

Scaramucci told Fox News that he recalls that 10 years ago he saw Trump at Rosie O’Donnell’s Halloween Party, and DJT was dressed as a klansmen, complete with robe, hood, Walmart sneakers, and even a (fake) hand gun.

When Trump found out what the Mooch had said about him, he replied that he is seriously considering deporting the Italian pill back to Santa Baloney, Italy.

Anthony remarked to Fox News that it is a pot calling a kettle black because the Mount Rushmore-wannabe needs to deport himself back to Nazi Germany.

Anthony’s parting shot at POTUS was, that old Trumpelstiltskin really needs to stop playing with putters and little balls, and see if he can’t find a cure for the Trumparona virus.

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