50% of All Headlines About Marriage End in Divorce

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Tuesday, 11 August 2020

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(Reno) – A new survey released by marriageheadlines.com revealed that almost half them end in Divorce. Recent examples are “50% of All Marriages End in Divorce” and “What’s the deal with all the Divorce?”

“I remember a simpler time when only about one in ten headlines about marriage ended in divorce”, said Wiley Peters, director of marraigeheadlines.com. “Fortunately, we can still count on a headline like “69 Ways to Spice up Your Marriage”, “Getting Control of Violent Anger in Your Marriage” or “What’s the deal with all the Marriage?”

Marriageheadlines.com is a multibillion dollar website that cuts out headlines, pastes them onto scrapbooks and then uploads pictures to the website.

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