SHEBOYGAN, Wisconsin – The local authorities are reporting that a local farmer sustained an injury while he was drinking milk.
Sheboygan police officer, Wendell Braggberry, (Badge #3017) said that he took a statement from Silas P. Coogins, who owns a small dairy farm just outside of Sheboygan.
Officer Braggberry asked him how in the world he got hurt while simply drinking milk.
Coogins, who was still a bit dazed, looked up at the officer and replied, “Well, sir, it’s like this. As I was drinking the milk, the damn cow fell on me.”
“What?” Officer Braggberry asked. “Yes, sir, Old Bossy Girl, just out of the blue, sneezed, and, as she did, she lost her balance, and she landed smack dab on my groin region, nearly rendering me somewhat sterile.”
The officer asked him if he really wanted him to report the injury as it had happened. Old Silas thought about it for a moment, and realized that it would probably make him the laughing stock of the entire county.
He managed to pick himself off the ground, and told the officer to just write down that he tripped on a cow patty and ended up bruising the hell out of his lower lip.
