Liverpool Taxi Driver Lets Passengers Know Where All The Black People Live

Written by Dewani Unhatched

Saturday, 4 April 2020

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Taxis...WHITE taxis...you know...just in case

Liverpudlian cab driver, Barry 'BJ' Cross, a thin man with pearly unnaturally-white teeth, is providing, in his mind, an essential service to visitors to the city made famous by the Beatles, football and stolen television sets and hubcaps.

"When I pick up someone up from the airport or train station, I make it a priority to let them know where the majority of ethnics live. You know, just in case," said the soft-spoken driver.

"Asians, Blacks, Chinese, Polish...they kind of have their own areas. I feel I am just offering a service to visitors. You know, just in case."

When pressed what 'just in case' actually meant, Cross replied while nodding his head, 'You know, you know what I mean. Just in case,"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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