Marouane Fellaini sues Axel Witsel for copying afro haircut

Written by Reporter 87

Monday, 9 September 2019

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The Afro haircut is special to Fellaini

Yesterday, former Manchester United player Marouane Fellaini successfully sued Dortmund midfielder Axel Witsel for copying his renowned Afro haircut.

When interviewed, Fellaini said, "I feel that Axel's haircut has personally attacked me. To me, an Afro haircut is unique to one footballer only, and that footballer is me."

Dortmund's Witsel has spoken out, calling Fellaini a weirdo, and claims that the Afro haircut has been a trademark to the Witsel family.

"In fact, the Afro haircut was how I identified my grandpappy in old war photos," said Witsel in an interview with The Spoof yesterday.

The trial is still ongoing.

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