Boris Johnson Meets Barbara Windsor About Dementia, But There Is Confusion Over Which Of The Two Has Been More Severely Affected

Written by Monkey Woods

Wednesday, 4 September 2019

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The cream of British dementia

Prime Minister, Boris Johnson took time off from driving the country nearer to destruction this afternoon, when he met with former EastEnders actress, Barbara Windsor, for a discussion on dementia.

Introductions went well, but, during the meeting, day onlookers, it was impossible to tell which one of the pair was the dementia-sufferer.

Windsor looked distracted, and somewhat conscious of herself, though still radiant.

Johnson looked dishevelled, disoriented, slurred his speech, stumbled over his words, was extremely animated, agitated, and repeatedly brushed his hand through his shock of bleached hair.

He 'ummed and arred', slavvered, slobbered, dribbled out of the corner of his mouth, and grinned wildly as Babs listened to his wild ranting about proposals for a new movie, 'Carry On Making A Mess Of Brexit', whilst her eyes glazed over.

Said Windsor:

"Who's this prick?"

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