Scientists detect massive energy readings from the Bermuda Triangle --- Investigation shows evidence of Cthulu

Written by Reporter 87

Wednesday, 4 September 2019

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The Bermuda Triangle is a place of mystery

This is Reporter 87, reporting from Florida

Yesterday, on the 3rd of September, scientists from the University of Florida were 'shocked' upon detecting massive amounts of energy readings from the seabed of the Bermuda Triangle.

When interviewed, the scientists were unable to explain the source of the mysterious energy readings. One scientist even suggested that the readings were coming from a giant squid, but data proves otherwise.

"Its definitely, not a Giant Squid, no, these energy readings are off the charts!" said Professor Jim Thompson, when interviewed.

Upon further investigation, volunteers living near the coast of Florida decided to use a deep sea camera to record and take images of the sea under the Bermuda Triangle. The camera did not disappear, but instead, the video recording captured a familiar figure, a massive humanoid figure with a tentacled head and massive red eyes. Roaring sounds were also heard in the background as the camera began its descent. So, this proves that the Cthulu definitely exists, and what will humanity do now?

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