Wasted Days And Wasted Nights: Ode To Monkey Woods

Written by Dr. Billingsgate

Wednesday, 25 September 2019

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Wasted Days And Wasted Nights

BILLINGSGATE POST: This song by Freddy Fender best expresses my feelings toward Monkey Woods: “Wasted Days And Wasted Nights.”

Wasted days and wasted nights,
I have left for you behind
For you don't belong to me,
Your heart belongs to someone else.

Why should I keep loving you,
When I know that you're not true?
And why should I call your name,
When you're to blame
For making me blue?

Don't you remember the day,
That you went away and left me?
I was so lonely,
Prayed for you only,
My love.

Why should I keep loving you,
When I know that you're not true?
And why should I call your name,
When you're to blame
For making me blue?

Don't you remember the day,
That you went away and left me?
I was so lonely,
Prayed for you only,
My love.

Wasted days and wasted nights,
I have left for you behind
For you don't belong to me,
Your heart belongs to someone else.

Why should I keep loving you,
When I know that you're not true?
And why should I call your name,
When you're to blame
For making me blue?

Slim: “That’s saying it like it is.”

Dirty: “Yo, Dude. Lamentable. Have to feel for Dr. B.”

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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