Mar-A-Lago, FL Declaring martial law on scientists, President Donald Trump suspended all the rules of Science and forbade anyone to use or follow them until the ban is lifted. Trump would only say that it was a matter of national security.
"It seems to me, and I am not only a genius, but like a genius god, that all this climate change mumbo-jumbo started because of the laws of Science and, as a nation, we refuse to be held hostage by these laws!" ranted Trump.
All the Republicans in the Senate and Supreme Court agreed that this was an excellent idea.
"Just think how much this will make the stock market rise!" exalted Trump.