Harry Maguire: Did “The Mole” Purloin Leicester City’s Playbook?
BILLINGSGATE POST: A distraught Jamie Vardy admitted that he was disappointed in his team’s effort in Leicester City’s 0-1 loss to Manchester United this Saturday. He suggested that there may have been foul play involved. “They knew our scheme be...
Read full story"Iran is Acting Irrationally and Unpredictably" Says Totally Rational Predictable Guy Who Wrecked Their Economy
Washington - President Trump lashed out at the leaders of Iran on Twitter last night, saying that the United States is "locked and loaded", and ready to attack its adversary in response to the drone attack on Saudi oil facilities over the weekend.
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Racist Brits were in uproar toady, after it was discovered 2p in every pound raised for the RNLI would go abroad to help those in need, with hundreds of people with little else to do vowing to start and then cancel a direct debit to the RNLI. With...
Read full storyRebranding Rebrands as Self-Determination
Responding to the pushback against the increasingly commercialized nature of our society, rebranding has rebranded as self-determination - to fabulous results. "Self-determination is blowing previous marketing models out of the water," said market...
Read full storyHarry Maguire: Why Tulza Tuzon, Aka HAF-AND-HAF, Hates Him
BILLINGSGATE POST: Tulza Tuzon, a.k.a. Haf-and-Haf, is still pissed that Harry Maguire left Leicester for Man Utd in the summer transfer window. It didn’t help that when he faced his old club for the first time since the move, Maguire’s new team eke...
Read full storyTropical Storm Humberto - A Danger To Young Girls
Tropical Storm Humberto has gained strength overnight, and is likely to be reclassified as a hurricane this morning, according to a tweet posted just minutes ago by President Donald Trump. Mr Trump also stated that Hurricane Humberto would be a da...
Read full storyDonald Trump Inivtes Harry Maguire To Assist With Taliban Talks At Camp David
In a Sunday morning twitter storm, President Donald J Trump announced that he has asked leaders of the Taliban, Afghan government and Harry Maguire of the United Kingdom to join him at Camp David. Nobody in the White House could immediately explai...
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