"Iran is Acting Irrationally and Unpredictably" Says Totally Rational Predictable Guy Who Wrecked Their Economy

Written by Jaki Treehorn

Monday, 16 September 2019

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Trump Signs Executive Order Shutting Down Iran's Economy

Washington - President Trump lashed out at the leaders of Iran on Twitter last night, saying that the United States is "locked and loaded", and ready to attack its adversary in response to the drone attack on Saudi oil facilities over the weekend.

Iran, which by almost all accounts (except for Trump and Benjamin Netanyahu) was living up to its agreement to stop nuclear arms development in exchange for being allowed to export oil and other goods, has seen its economy collapse, after Trump backed out of the agreement and threatened to sanction any country doing business with the Islamic country.

"There is no dealing with these terrorists," tweeted Trump. "We need to protect our friends, the Saudis, who would never murder their political opponents or sponsor radical Islam. They can count on a swift response. I am a stable genius, and our troops are ready to attack, except the ones with bone spurs, of course."

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