Three Daft Things About Jeremy Hunt
London, UK - (Rioters): Prime Ministerial contender Jeremy Hunt has been grilled by Spoof website reporters about being the next gaffer after Theresa May. The wide-ranging rant kicked off with his wet dream of a new turd runway at Heathrow Airport...
Read full storyMath Teacher Suspended: Inappropriate Word Problems on Tests
Anaheim, CA. Exclusive to The Spoof. An ultra-conservative school board in ultra-conservative Orange county today placed on administrative leave and removed from the classroom, a popular high school math teacher whose students consistently had the hi...
Read full storyNRA Official Who Accidentally Quoted First Four Words of 2nd Amendment Issues Immediate Retraction
Washington - NRA spokesman Festus Clark deleted a tweet in which he quoted the full second amendment to the US Constitution, which starts with the words "A well regulated militia......". Gun owners across the country reacted in horror at the quota...
Read full storyJesus-like Savior of America Hooks Up Million Dollar Ride in Ireland
Dublin, Ireland - The White House reportedly paid nearly $1million to rent four limousines from an Irish funeral home for President Trump’s two-day visit to Ireland. The Trump administration paid the family-owned JP Ward & Sons $935,033 — or $...
Read full storyNew production of Hamlet will star Nancy Pelosi and Bill Clinton
A new and glitzy version of Hamlet is in rehearsal as part of the Democrat's autumn campaign for Presidential Election 2020. Casting and script problems continue to plague the production, however, with Ms. Pelosi reported not happy. Ms. Pelosi...
Read full storyNo Casualties in Summer Blockbuster "John Wick Bad Guys Vs. Star Wars Stormtroopers"
Hollywood - Box office numbers have dropped off sharply after the first week of release for the new "John Wick Bad Guys vs. Star Wars Stormtroopers" movie. In reviews by critics and the public on Rotten Tomatoes, it was pointed out that no one was...
Read full storyRussian Bot Thrilled With Invite to Trump Social Media Summit at White House
Washington - A Russian internet bot took some time off from his busy schedule of circulating far right political nonsense on Facebook and Twitter, after being invited to the Trump Social Media event in Washington yesterday. The bot, known only by...
Read full storyMark Cavendish Missing Tour de France Due to Lycra Allergy
Mark Cavendish is one of the greatest British cyclists of all time, with more than 140 professional wins to his name: 48 stage wins across all three Grand Tours with a points classification jersey at each, as well as a world and a national road race...
Read full storyNew York Woman Ostracized for Not Liking Puppy Videos
"I'm really more of a cat person," said Lisa Hayes, ineffectually attempting to justify her lack of appreciation for the latest adorable YouTube puppy video being circulated around the office. "Besides, doesn't anyone else have any work to do?" Ha...
Read full storySir Kim Darroch: “I told BoZo to Fuck Off”
“Yes, I must admit I did it that” confessed Sir Kim Darroch, former HMG ambassador to the United States court of King Trump in an exclusive interview with political editor for The Spoof, Paxton Quigley. “So you actually told future prime minister...
Read full storyScared: Your Kids
A study by the group Action For Children has found that children as young as 11 have admitted to being terrified about terrorism, homelessness and what’s going to happen after Brexit. This is odd, because kids are normally only concerned about themse...
Read full storyThe Grapes Contain Wrath
The UK is rocking as yet another national crisis strangles its people in its vice-like grip. A study has found that 1 in 5 food products contained ingredients that were not named on the packaging. Predictably, Brexiteers have quickly moved to pin...
Read full storyUS 'Chaperone' Politician Arouses His Wife's Suspicions
The US politician who refused an interview with a female reporter unless she brought along a male chaperone, have aroused the suspicions of his wife, it seems. Robert Foster, a Republican candidate for Mississippi governor, told reporter, Larrison...
Read full storyMan Says He Would Do The Same Thing Again, If It Were Necessary
A man who took extraordinary steps to resolve a particularly difficult situation, says he would do exactly the same thing again if necessary. As tricky situations go, the one faced by Englishman, Moys Kenwood, couldn't have been much trickier. It...
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