Jesus-like Savior of America Hooks Up Million Dollar Ride in Ireland

Written by Jaki Treehorn

Friday, 12 July 2019

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Adoring Worshippers of America's Savior

Dublin, Ireland - The White House reportedly paid nearly $1million to rent four limousines from an Irish funeral home for President Trump’s two-day visit to Ireland.

The Trump administration paid the family-owned JP Ward & Sons $935,033 — or $233,748 per vehicle — for the fleet, according to sources.

Back home in America, Trump supporters praised the savior of America for completely giving up his billionaire lifestyle to save us all from Democrats and other evils such as climate science, health care and forcing wealthy donors to pay taxes.

And he did so by giving up his previous billionaire lifestyle, in which his own organization had to pay for limos, golf outings at his private resort and lavish social events, instead of taxpayers.

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