The latest increase will add more than £100 to many annual season tickets....why wait to get ripped off. Save ££££’s on Gym Fees, stay healthy and save the planet...buy the new ‘Berlin Ripper’ available now at all good bike stores....and even Halfords!!
Fred Flange of Stoke: “I was once overweight, breathless and knackered due to no available seats, and hated my body. Now, thanks to the “Berlin Ripper”, my piles have abated, varicose veins vanished, and my flabby arse cheeks tightened up....I feel like a new man....but we won’t go down that road at the moment.”
Ms Eva Braun of York: "Ja, I am svearing by mien, zer streets of zis City haf many cobblestones und I am haffing zer multiple orgasms by zer minute, especially ven I remove zer saddle...wunderbar!"