Is There A Pedophile Industrial Complex?
Several tweets will be generated by the questionable suicide of confessed pedophile Jeffrey Epstein. Of course, the chief tweeter will point his accusative thumbs at his enemies — the same tweeter who admitted to walking into dressing rooms of teenag...
Read full storyHarry Maguire Given Go-ahead To Stay In Bed Late On Monday Morning
Harry Maguire, the new pin-up boy of football, who signed for Manchester United for £80million from Leicester City last Monday, made his debut at Old Trafford against Chelsea this afternoon, and has received the go-ahead from manager Ole Gunnar Solsk...
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Pig Dishes 1. Deep Fried Pig Trotter.......3.50 2. Deep Fried Pig Tail............4.00 3. Deep Fried Pig Ear............4.00 4. Deep Fried Pig Snout........6.00 5. Deep Fried Pig Belly..........4.00 6. Deep Fried Pig Anus..........6.00 7. De...
Read full storyPrince Andrew’s Depleted Ukrainian Billionaire Chum Escorted From Balmoral
Balmoral, Scotland - (McHaggis Times): A bankrupt Ukrainian former yellowcake mining mogul has been sent packing from Balmoral Castle following a police raid on Grouse Cottage in the royal estate’s Muckadder slopes. Arkady Chernobylblastov, 69, ha...
Read full storyHarry Maguire Bookmakers' Favourite To Be UK Charts Christmas Number 1
Harry Maguire, the new Manchester United signing who seems to be able to do just about anything everything he puts his hand to, has been made the bookmakers' favourite to reach number 1 in the UK charts at Christmas. This is astonishing news - eve...
Read full storyAngry, Controlling, Sports-Obsessed, Bullheaded Psychotic Piece Of Shit Finally Earns Master's Degree In Educational Administration
Portage County, Wisconsin. Much to the chagrin and horror of his colleagues at Lincoln Central High School, 46-year-old psychotic piece of shit, Aaron Michaels, successfully completed all of the testing that was needed in order to gain his Master's...
Read full storyJeffrey Epstein 'Suicide' Is "Sketchy At Best", Says Criminal Network
The death in custody of financier, and alleged sex pest, Jeffrey Epstein, could not have happened completely by his own hand, according to the criminal underground. Epstein was found lifeless in his cell yesterday, and his corpse was rushed to a M...
Read full storyPrince Andrew Impassive Over Jeffrey Epstein Death
The death in his cell of suspected sex trafficker, Jeffrey Epstein, has had no visible effect whatsoever, on the affairs of Prince Andrew, it has been reported. Financier Epstein was being held in prison for offences he was alleged to have commit...
Read full storyHarry Maguire: Manchester United to Trade, Sell Him to Los Angeles Galaxy?
Carson, CA. Exclusive to The Spoof. This city, the home of the Los Angeles Galaxy, is abuzz with rumors that soccer great Harry Maguire, the centre back recently acquired by Manchester United, will be sold or traded to the American soccer championshi...
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