Is There A Pedophile Industrial Complex?

Written by K.C. Bell

Sunday, 11 August 2019

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Several tweets will be generated by the questionable suicide of confessed pedophile Jeffrey Epstein. Of course, the chief tweeter will point his accusative thumbs at his enemies — the same tweeter who admitted to walking into dressing rooms of teenage girls in his beauty pageants.

However, having friends in high places like DonaldTrump, Harvard Professor Alan, “I was wearing my shorts,” Dershowitz, Prince Andrew, Kevin Spacey, Bill Clinton, Prime Ministers, Ambassadors, Senators, numerous political figures, might let Jeffrey Epstein slip off the hook.

Editor’s note: How?

Place Epstein in a deep coma with a respirator in his body bag, take him to the ‘morgue’, and then let him slip off to his private island on his private plane, the Lolita Express.

Will Attorney General Barr investigate the suicide and issue a formal statement? Suicide! No collusion or obstruction. Case closed.

The Epstein pedophile case might be dropped, as well as the possible connection of the recent separations of children from parents at borders and through ICE raids. So far, those children abandoned by the government have not been connected to the dark underworld of the Pedophile Industrial Complex. That might have been revealed in Jeffrey Epstein files found at his $40 million Manhattan townhouse.

Curious, how a college drop-out like Epstein was hired to teach calculus and physics at a prestigious Manhattan prep-school. While students and parents have to leap hurdles to get into the school, Epstein, a mere high school graduate, managed to become a faculty member without a teaching credential or college degree in math.

Soon after Putin managed Trump’s election, underage children have been taken into custody, separated from parents, stored in cages and dehumanized with the absence of bathing facilities and food. Children are made to sleep on concrete floors in congested areas with little hope of being reunited with parents.

Who in the United States would approve of such a roundup, caging and dehumanizing children? Will Attorney General Barr start an investigation into whether the foraging of children by the Immigration and Customs Enforcement Department has anything to do with the Pedophile Industrial Complex?

Case closed!

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