Written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 16 April 2014

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Justin has compared the Statue of Liberty to his ex-girlfriend Selena Gomez.

NEW YORK CITY - Justin Bieber was in New York visiting the Statue of Liberty. He said that as a young boy growing up in Canada he always dreamed of seeing the big old gal.

As he was touring the statue's head he was asked by a reporter how he was feeling lately.

Justin took the lollipop out of his mouth and said that to be perfectly honest he was feeling very depressed.

He said that losing Selena Gomez was the start of his downward trend. He then commented that he realizes now that he should have just kept to singing pop music and not tried to become the next white hip hop rap singing sensation.

Bieber said that he has given up racing his cars at speeds over 100 miles per hour and peeing in public.

He expressed the fact that the looming deportation situation has bothered him so much that he can hardly eat or drink.

He even said that he hates smoking weed because it gives him a false sense of hope plus he pointed out that it gives him a limp winky.

SIDENOTE: Justin remarked that he is working on his next single which he revealed is titled, "Hey Y'all, Remember That I'm Basically Just A Kid."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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