NEW YORK CITY - News reports coming out of New York City state that Republican political commentator Ann Coulter, 52, came very close to being kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
A reporter with The Right Coast Revue, Tilapia Frisbee, is being credited with learning of the plot and reporting it to NYPD.
Miss Frisbee said that she happended to receive a text message that was meant for an Al-Qaeda operative which spelled out in exact detail what the particulars of the plot were.
NYPD will not release that information for the obvious reasons but they did say that Miss Coulter was to have been grabbed, bound and gagged, and taken by taxi to an undisclosed pawn shop in Brooklyn.
Miss Coulter would have been kept in the backroom of the pawn shop until 71 Al-Qaeda prisoners were released from prisons in New Hampshire, New Jersey, and New Mexico.
SIDENOTE: A member of the NYPD who spoke on grounds of anonymity stated that if the prisoners had not been released Miss Coulter would have been flown to Afghanistan where she would have been forced to become a white slave.
