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Wednesday, 16 April 2014

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Pamela is one of the sexiest 46-year-olds in Tinsel Town.

HOLLYWOOD - Pamela Anderson says that she now wishes that the salary she received for starring in the beach television show Baywatch had been much more than it was.

Anderson, who is 46, told Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk that she has run into a financial situation that calls for her to have to do something that she had thought she'd left in the past.

As Pamela sat out in the courtyard of a local Enchanted Enchilada Mexican Food Restaurant, her eyes got sort of misty.

She told Miss Chipotle that last year she had to sell her yacht to pay off a loan she had taken out in 2006.

And this year she has already sold one of her two Lamborghini's. She revealed to Carolina that she realizes that over the years she just spent way too much money on make up, jewelry, manicures, pedicures, tight halter tops, skimpy short shorts, tattoos, sexy Victoria's Secret lingerie, and sex toys.

With her back against the wall, she may have to make a skin flick in order to get some income.

SIDENOTE: Carolina Chipotle pointed out that at the age of 46, Pamela Anderson can still pretty much get any guy she wants since she has got some fabulous looking puppies (tits).

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