Mars Rocks Exactly to Michelle Obama's Taste

Funny story written by Auntie Jean

Wednesday, 16 April 2014

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Michelle Obama would like the Mars Curiosity Rover to build a nice little rockery on Mars with her and Barack's names engraved on it with the vehicle's laser according to NASA.

The idea, which could be completed for Valentines day 2015 could sway the voters to vote Democrat again with the associated "Wow" factor.

The next mission which is planned to launch in July 2014 will actually bring fairly large rocks back for a garden feature in the grounds of the White House. The sandstone slabs have been spotted by the Mars Rover and have a "little green tinge" to them. The mission to bring back a rockery will cost about $57 billion.

Traces of ancient water rivulets are exactly as expected since hydrogen and oxygen are known to be found everywhere in space. Any discovered water will be brought back for the White House Rockery and the $80 billion costs paid for by the taxpayer.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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