Written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 16 April 2014

image for Harry Reid: Cliven Bundy Is A Lawbreaker and The USA Will Not Tolerate Lawbreakers
Harry Reid has said that if Cliven Bundy wants a Cattle Battle he'll get it - and he'll lose big time!

RENO, Nevada - Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid talked with Sinclair Petaluma of Political Salad Bar Magazine and expressed his disgust at the Cliven Bundy Circus.

Reid remarked to Petaluma that he would like to know what the hell 67-year-old Bundy is thinking by acting like he and only he is above the law.

Petaluma wondered if maybe inhaling all of that cattle dust for all of those decades may have affected his sense of reasoning.

Reid didn't think so because he knows dozens of cattle ranchers from Nevada to Texas and none of them act like the anglo version of Kim Jong Un.

The Senate Majority Leader stated that Kim Jong Un fires off missiles and Cliven Bundy fires off his old codger mouth.

SIDENOTE: Reid has said that he is losing his patience and he will strongly recommend that President Obama send in the US Marines to put a stop to this tomfoolery before someone gets his 67-year-old butt hurt.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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