NEW YORK CITY - Former NBA basketball player Dennis Rodman has informed the US news media that he will be traveling to the Ukraine in an effort to bring peace and harmony between the Ukraine and Russia.
Rodman, who says that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un considers him his BFF told reporters that he hopes to meet with high ranking Ukrainian officials and possibly one or two Russian generals.
When asked if he was going with the permission of President Obama, Dennis became somewhat agitated and replied that he does not need anyone's permission to go anywhere and if he feels like going to the friggin moon then he will go to the friggin moon.
One reporter with GOPicky Magazine, Amos Soursuckle, stated that he felt that by going to the Ukraine he may end up making matters worse.
Rodman stared him down. "Let me see, your name is Soursuckle right?"
"Yes sir" came the reply.
"And you work for a Republican publication right?"
"Yeah, what about it?"
Rodman then got in his face and he told him that he does not make it a habit to have to answer any questions put to him by a member of the political party that said that he has too many tattoos, too much facial piercings, too much bling-bling, and slurs his words.
SIDENOTE: President Obama has reportedly instructed Dennis Rodman not to go to the Ukraine. He then added that if he does then he will have to answer to him, the FBI, the CIA, the Secret Service, and worst of all the IRS.
