Japanese Tsunami is God's Punishment for Karaoke Claims Baptist Preacher

Funny story: Japanese Tsunami is God's Punishment for Karaoke Claims Baptist Preacher

Controversial American preacher Terry Janes has provoked widespread outrage and condemnation from the international community with his latest comments concerning the Japanese earthquake and Tsunami. According to Janes the Tsunami visited on the Japan...

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"Eat Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall", Says Goldfish

Funny story: "Eat Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall", Says Goldfish

A goldfish named Harold has set in train a controversy, by telling its owner, Mimsie Flopdangler, aged seven, of Trubshaw Crescent, Yarmouth, that people should leave fish, particularly goldfish, alone, and eat Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall. Mimsie...

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How to Lose Ten Pounds In the Style of Christina Aguilera

Funny story: How to Lose Ten Pounds In the Style of Christina Aguilera

Christina Aguilera is rumoured to have lost ten pounds recently and there is much speculation as to how she achieved this amazing loss. Last night the much respected Holywood Dietitic Scientist,Dr Jahn, revealed to us exclusively how he thinks...

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Jack LaLanne's body "will be juiced" states wife

Funny story: Jack LaLanne's body "will be juiced" states wife

A decision has finally been made on how to dispose of the body of fitness guru Jack LaLanne following his death in January. Two months on, and after complaints from the mortuary that the ageing corpse was beginning to "reek of rotten apples", Jac...

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Snowboarding History For Those Snowboarders Who Can Read - All Three Of You.

Funny story: Snowboarding History For Those Snowboarders Who Can Read - All Three Of You.

Most sports enthusiasts are under the mistaken impression that the fine art of snowboarding is a recent development. Of course, most people who believe snowboarding is a fine art in the first place are snowboarders themselves who have suffered brain injuries due to not wearing a helmet. We at the Snowboarding Historical Research Institute wish to correct that falsified thinking and present to you...

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"The View's" Barbara Walters Says Her Dislike of Whoopi Goldberg Is Not Personal - It's Her Hair!

Funny story: "The View's" Barbara Walters Says Her Dislike of Whoopi Goldberg Is Not Personal - It's Her Hair!

LOS ANGELES - Barbara Walters who is the host and executive producer of the television talk show The View has finally spoken out about her ongoing dislike for fellow panel member Whoopi "The Cushion" Goldberg. Walters said that she has received li...

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Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato Invited To The White House For A St. Patrick's Day Barbecue

Funny story: Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato Invited To The White House For A St. Patrick's Day Barbecue

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has personally invited three of the most popular young performers in America to attend a St. Patrick's Day Barbecue to take place on the White House lawn. The president said that he was thrilled and honored to be paying tribute to the fine people of Irish descent by inviting Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato to the White House. When the president...

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Shocking Study Results - 98% Of Britons Don't Know What They're Doing - The Other 2% Have Been Sectioned Under The Mental Health Act

Funny story: Shocking Study Results - 98% Of Britons Don't Know What They're Doing - The Other 2% Have Been Sectioned Under The Mental Health Act

A study carried out by statisticians from the Croydon Institute of Statistics has revealed that a shocking 98% of Britons don't have the foggiest idea what they're doing, and the remaining 2% are all barking mad. Strange then that a nation which i...

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Queen Announces Knighthood for Bertie Bassett

Funny story: Queen Announces Knighthood for Bertie Bassett

Reports are coming in that The Queen has decided to bestow a royal honour upon Bertie Bassett, the Liquorice Allsorts man. We bring you this breaking news story at a time when the details are far from clear, but it appears that the Palace has announ...

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New TV drama about serial killers Fred & Rose West a hit with paedophiles!

Funny story: New TV drama about serial killers Fred & Rose West a hit with paedophiles!

A TV drama about the pleasant, charming, neighbourly pair; serial killers Fred and Rose West is set to be broadcast this month. Producers have promised the drama to be as near to reality as possible and are actually filming it in the very same hou...

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Rupert Murdoch Warns Sarah Palin and Roger Ailes to Play Nice

Funny story: Rupert Murdoch Warns Sarah Palin and Roger Ailes to Play Nice

Rupert Murdoch is the first to admit that he hires strong personalities, and it is sometimes hard to reel them in. When they are good, they are very, very good, but when they are bad they are horrid. That is exactly what is happening in the case of R...

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Charlie Sheen is Simon Cowell's Younger Brother

Funny story: Charlie Sheen is Simon Cowell's Younger Brother

In a shocking new revelation it has been revealed that Charlie Sheen is Simon Cowell's younger brother. Sheen was the product of an affair with Cowell's television producer father and Sheen's mother. Furious Simon Cowell has admitted that Sheen i...

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Rapper 50 Cent Refused Admission To A Japanese Restaurant Because of His Anti Earthquake-Tsunami "Jokes"

Funny story: Rapper 50 Cent Refused Admission To A Japanese Restaurant Because of His Anti Earthquake-Tsunami "Jokes"

QUEENS, New York - The gangsta rapper who goes by the name of 50 cent got his nose all bent out of shape when he was refused admittance to The Lips of The Dastardly Dragon Japanese Restaurant in Queens. According to The Right Coast Illustrated Rev...

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Richard Keys does not understand Women, Men, Football, the whole world

Funny story: Richard Keys does not understand Women, Men, Football, the whole world

Thinking Woman's sexist Richard Keys has admitted in a frank interview with Fuchsia Magazine that he does not really get the world. The self pitying Football Pundit, away from the protection of Andy Gray cut a figure unsure of his place in the wo...

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Loose Women's Coleen Quits Over TV Repair Man Threats

Funny story: Loose Women's Coleen Quits Over TV Repair Man Threats

Vigilante TV Repair Man has claimed another victory today as Coleen Nolan announced she is to quit ITV daytime chat show Loose Women. The lunchtime show features a panel of four celebrity women who interview other celebs and discuss the issues of...

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Mr Sheen defeated by Charlie

Funny story: Mr Sheen defeated by Charlie

Mr Sheen, the well known brand of house hold cleaner (other brands are also available) had to admit defeat, when it failed to clean after a party at a house owned by a bloke called Charlie. Charlie, a play boy of some repute, has had a number of...

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Jordan says something, again...

Funny story: Jordan says something, again...

World famous talented spreader of little ability Katie Price has said something, again. She was talking about either one of her marriages, her children, or her career as a writer to some magazine called Chat, or Talk, or Spleen, or Spoon, Chair,...

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David Cameron handed his P45

Funny story: David Cameron handed his P45

David Cameron was today handed his P45. Sadly, it was not the Prime Minister, but a bloke who has the misfortune of having no job, and sharing the same name as the bloke who called for the cuts in the first place. Cameron told us: 'When he fi...

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Conservatives Watching Logan's Run for Ideas

Funny story: Conservatives Watching Logan's Run for Ideas

A deepening Pension's crisis has led to the Conservatives, and their Lib Dem whipping boys taking on some desperate measures. David Cameron has been watching films to try to find some money saving ideas. This has grabbed some members of the Labou...

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Jesus wept! Japan's very own 'Merovingian' line blames tremor on apostasy

Funny story: Jesus wept! Japan's very own 'Merovingian' line blames tremor on apostasy

Aomori Prefecture, Japan - Prepare for an imminent Imperial Abdication to atone for failures in the Sendai earthquake horror. That's the message today from descendants of Jesus and local Shingo girl Miyuko who say last Friday's 8.9 quake was predi...

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Charlie Sheen's Business Book is a now a best-seller

Funny story: Charlie Sheen's Business Book is a now a best-seller

Human Car Crash Charlie Sheen has released a new book - Business, and how to succeed, without really trying is now at number 2 in the best seller's list. The Actor, who's famous family include Renne Estevez from the West Wing, and brother Ramon i...

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Obama Orders USS Reagan To Nuke Fukushima To Prevent USA Contamination: ROCK CHALK JAY HAWK!

Funny story: Obama Orders USS Reagan To Nuke Fukushima To Prevent USA Contamination: ROCK CHALK JAY HAWK!

President Obama, exuding confidence that his March Madness basketball picks might win him a free holiday in Hawaii, announced today that he felt good about his choices, selecting Kansas to go all the way. Then, with his family in tow for a three day...

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Adrian Chiles Treated for Sex Addiction

Funny story: Adrian Chiles Treated for Sex Addiction

Early morning misery guts and real life model for Mr Potato Head, Adrian Chiles has admitted to suffering from Sex Addiction. The affliction, which normally affects good looking people has caught the living Toby Jug unawares, but now the early mo...

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Prince William and his bride-to-be, Kate, will together for the rest of their lives

Funny story: Prince William and his bride-to-be, Kate, will together for the rest of their lives

If body language experts are to be believed then the Royal couple will indeed be married for life. Big Brother is watching All of us. Body language experts have recently been analyzing the way both William and Kate wave to the public. Identica...

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Need to make a call? There's an app for that

Funny story: Need to make a call? There's an app for that

Finally, after four generations of the iPhone, Apple have released their long awaited Chat App. "This is a revolutionary app for the iPhone," said App World editor Buck Mackintosh. "Although the iPhone is a marvellous piece of technology that lets...

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Escaped Monkeys have been running bank for last year

Funny story: Escaped Monkeys have been running bank for last year

It has been revealed that a troop of escaped monkeys have been running a branch of Santander bank for the last year. It all came to light when a customer from Leeds was sent a bunch of banana's in the post instead of her bank card. When she calle...

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Countries Close Net On Libya

Funny story: Countries Close Net On Libya

The U.K, France and Lebanon are in negotiations in an attempt to ratchet up the pressure on Colonel Gaddafi and Libya. Increasingly frustrated at the lack of U.N. agreement on meaningful sanctions against the North African country, David Cameron i...

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No Radicalism Please, we're British!

A review is underway which will look into the radicalisation of students and nannying those students deemed susceptible to outside influences it was announced today. Students behaving strangely or listening to Cliff Richard's music will be put und...

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Dream Diarist - Televisions

Funny story: Dream Diarist - Televisions

Dear Dream Diarist. I had a strange dream last night. I was at work in the office and they had installed three televisions around the office so we could see the latest news as it happened. Each television could be controlled by any of the remotes. From my desk we could see the receptionist and the TV near her. I was with a female co-worker and we were having a big giggle as my co-worker would k...

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Caputo on Holiday in Rio

Funny story: Caputo on Holiday in Rio

England manager Fabulous Caputo has bee seen on his holidays in Rio de Janeiro. Despite the England match coming up shortly he felt like a break and thought Rio was the best place to go. But Fabuloso had a terrible headache whilst sitting on the b...

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Meltdown Disaster in Japan

Funny story: Meltdown Disaster in Japan

Japan is in crisis because Ice Creams have begun melting too quickly. This catastrophe was blamed on the weather by ice cream researcher Yama Hami, who explained that high winds could upset the internal gravity of Ice Cream causing it to melt more ra...

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Sun's Polish Election Crisis

Funny story: Sun's Polish Election Crisis

The 'Sun' is in crisis over the forthcoming Polish elections. The two front runners have names that the BBC and Sky News have been unable to pronounce: Ygmuz Rtnzxphdski and Pbsknw Lwimwqaski. In an effort to assist Sun readers the editor decided...

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An attempt to cheer up Charlie Sheen goes very wrong

Funny story: An attempt to cheer up Charlie Sheen goes very wrong

The life and career of Charlie Sheen plunged into yet more embarrassment last night shortly after he arrived at a roast dedicated to him which was organised by his closest friends. The former Two and a Half Man star emerged from his car wrapped i...

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Royal Wedding Venue Switch - Church Of England In Turmoil

Funny story: Royal Wedding Venue Switch - Church Of England In Turmoil

Church of England authorities were in urgent talks with Buckingham Palace and Clarence House today following the shock announcement that April's royal wedding will be at Westminster Cathedral. The Archbishop of Canterbury and his aides have been p...

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Customer Care In Scottish Football "Awful"

Funny story: Customer Care In Scottish Football "Awful"

The Scottish Football Supporters Federation has just completed a report on customer care standards and its a damning indictment on the shoddy way clubs still treat their fans. Each club's performance was rated 0 - 5 on the following - catering, pa...

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New Anti Crime Tool Unveiled

Funny story: New Anti Crime Tool Unveiled

The Coalition Government has announced a new measure in the fight against cyber and more traditional forms of crime. At present, social networking sites Facebook and Twitter have tools such as Trusted Friends and other toolbars by which users can...

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Iron Maiden Frontman Jailed

Funny story: Iron Maiden Frontman Jailed

Paul Andrews, former lead singer of heavy Metal band Iron Maiden has been jailed for 9 months after admitting benefit fraud. Andrews, stage name Paul Di'Anno, claimed £45,000 in benefits despite still touring in his own right, and was found guilty...

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Midsomer Murders Under Fire

Funny story: Midsomer Murders Under Fire

The producer of long running Midsomer Murders has defended the long running ITV series after criticism of its plot lines. The programme, which first aired in 1997, has been panned by critics for presenting too negative an image of English village...

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Lack of Good News Spells Doom for Last Good News Channel

Funny story: Lack of Good News Spells Doom for Last Good News Channel

Good4You News has announced today that it will no longer be airing good news stories on the internet. The 'round the clock good news channel was the last of its kind and was hanging on for dear life when the earthquake, tsunami and nuclear disaster trifecta hit Japan. "We were down to rescued puppy and kitten stories, but were still able to eke a living out of the site," said Stan Goodman, dire...

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Since Gilbert Gottfried Has Had His Can Canned, The Aflac Duck Is Looking For A New Voice

Funny story: Since Gilbert Gottfried Has Had His Can Canned, The Aflac Duck Is Looking For A New Voice

LOS ANGELES - The Aflac Insurance Company's television mascot, The Aflac duck, is now in search of a new voice. The man who provided the Aflac duck's voice, Gilbert Gottfried has been fired for his inhumanely cruel tweets and viciously vile jokes...

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The Lady Gaga-Beyonce Feud Has Erupted Like A Hormone-Crazed Volcano

Funny story: The Lady Gaga-Beyonce Feud Has Erupted Like A Hormone-Crazed Volcano

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The latest feud to come on the scene involves two very popular songstresses. The two women involved include Lady Gaga and Beyonce. And by all accounts it appears that 29-year-old Beyonce fired off the first salvo when she told USA...

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Monster Goldfish Thrives On Diet Of Baked Beans And Chicken Jalfrezi

Funny story: Monster Goldfish Thrives On Diet Of Baked Beans And Chicken Jalfrezi

NORFOLK - UK - A monster goldfish, over two feet long and weighing in at 27lbs survives on a diet of baked beans and chicken jalfrezi curry, claims owner, Ichabod Brundle, of Beccles. The goldfish, named "Giggsy" after the record breaking Manchest...

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