Written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 16 March 2011

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Lady Gaga recently purchased a pet squirrel monkey which she named "Beyonce." (Photo courtesy of Naomi Campbell).

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The latest feud to come on the scene involves two very popular songstresses.

The two women involved include Lady Gaga and Beyonce. And by all accounts it appears that 29-year-old Beyonce fired off the first salvo when she told USA DAYBREAK that Lady Gaga has one of the silliest names she has ever heard.

She went on to say that she does not know why in the world it is that the Gaga woman feels that she has to call attention to herself by dressing up in weird Rocky Horror Show costumes such as her famous sirloin steak outfit, her giant egg costume, and most recently her teddy made up entirely of female hormones.

Lady Gaga, who is 24, replied by asking "Now what kind of funky-ass name is Beyonce? Hell is that even a real name? Now Naomi is a real name, Whoopi is a real name, and even Oprah is a real name, but Beyonce? No way, the name sounds like a type of mouth rash one would get if one were to eat uncooked road kill."

Gaga then remarked that Beyonce's booty is so unbelievable huge that if the sucker were brains, she would be a German rocket scientist.

The two ladies have stated that they hate each other with a passion. Beyonce said that if Lady Gaga was on fire she would not pee on her to turn the fire out.

And Lady Gaga countered by saying that if Beyonce ever gets bit on he ass by a swarm of bumblebees her badonkadonk will swell up so big she'll be able to give all of her nieces and nephews a ride on her big old caboose.

USA DAYBREAK will continue to monitor the prima donna feud between the two divas who ironically are both scheduled to attend a White House barbecue in honor of the former singer known as Madonna on Easter Sunday.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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