Dream Diarist - Televisions

Funny story written by IainB

Wednesday, 16 March 2011

image for Dream Diarist - Televisions
The lights....the noise

Dear Dream Diarist.

I had a strange dream last night. I was at work in the office and they had installed three televisions around the office so we could see the latest news as it happened. Each television could be controlled by any of the remotes. From my desk we could see the receptionist and the TV near her. I was with a female co-worker and we were having a big giggle as my co-worker would keep putting the volume up on the reception TV and send random numbers as the receptionist attempted to change channels. It got increasingly hilarious the more confused she got, so much so, that I actually woke myself up laughing.

What does it all mean?

Alan Wristling

Dear All-in Wrestling,

This dream clearly shows the struggle between the feminine side of your personality, as the ordered (receptionist) aspect is constantly being interfered with by the fun and flirty (co-worker) aspect, with the flirty side gaining the upper hand. The fact that you are a man indicates that you are a closet homosexual.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more