Rupert Murdoch Warns Sarah Palin and Roger Ailes to Play Nice

Funny story written by Charpa93

Wednesday, 16 March 2011

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Play Nice Kiddies

Rupert Murdoch is the first to admit that he hires strong personalities, and it is sometimes hard to reel them in. When they are good, they are very, very good, but when they are bad they are horrid. That is exactly what is happening in the case of Roger Ailes and Sarah Palin.

Lately, Murdoch has spent more time writing e-mails to the two telling them to play nice than he'd like to. In fact, he's said more than once that if he could get away with it, he'd treat both of them just like his own kids. "Ailes would get a size 10 up his arse and I'd put Sarah across my knee."

The latest row just doesn't seem to want to go away. Sarah Palin was told by Ailes to lay low after the Tuscon shootings, but Palin didn't heed his warning. Instead, some say she was testing Ailes when she went ahead with her "blood libel" video, which, by the way, no one really got anyway, including Palin.

"Oh, I could have stayed in Alaska for a week or two until the darned Tuscon thingie blew over," said Palin, "but I just love getting under Roger's skin. He's just so easy to tease. Heck, they explained blood libel to me a couple times and I still didn't get it, but it sure sounded like something that would rile a few folks up and keep me in the spotlight, so I said, 'what the heck? Let's do it!'"

Meanwhile, Roger Ailes is said to have come very close to firing Palin after that video. "We've put up with her inability to comprehend basic geography, but now she's showing just how uneducated she is in all subjects, including history and, what should be her best subject, politics," says Ailes.

"Every time I tell Rupert that she's just doing these things to make me look stupid, he tells me to shut up and pay her. If I didn't make so much money now, I'd blow this popsicle stand and go to work for NPR." Then he added, "Nah, never in a million years. I hear they have to beg for their checks every week. That would suck."

Meanwhile, rumors have it that Palin is working on her next video to get Ailes riled up. Something about how monkeys could run Fox News. Can't wait to see that video.

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