Adrian Chiles Treated for Sex Addiction

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Wednesday, 16 March 2011

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I tell you, Sex Addiction is really no fun at all.

Early morning misery guts and real life model for Mr Potato Head, Adrian Chiles has admitted to suffering from Sex Addiction.

The affliction, which normally affects good looking people has caught the living Toby Jug unawares, but now the early morning ray of sunshine has a Doctor's note to excuse him from presenting 'Day-Break'.

A spokesman for Chiles told us: 'Adrian is doing well under the circumstances, and his beloved West Bromwich Albion is keeping his spirits high, even as his Libido goes through the roof. At the moment, there is no cure for Sex Addiction, other than abstinence, and staying away from people. Adrian is currently under House Arrest, and is served by a robot which provides for him. The signs are good, but we are in talks with Daniel Craig to co-host the show, which has cheered up Christine Bleakley no end, and you know how much she smiles. We all need sunglasses when we are around her'.

This news follows recent suffering from Sex Addiction for Dean Gaffney, and Boris Johnson, but you would not that they are suffering from it.

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