Written by Ben Macnair

Wednesday, 16 March 2011

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I really miss Richard Keys, don't you?

Thinking Woman's sexist Richard Keys has admitted in a frank interview with Fuchsia Magazine that he does not really get the world.

The self pitying Football Pundit, away from the protection of Andy Gray cut a figure unsure of his place in the world, when speaking to the magazine.

He explained:

'I know all about the world of Football, and the off-side rule, how Andy Gray likes his tea in the mornings, but I am a loss when it comes to Women, Men, Animals, Politics, Showbusiness, the whole world. I don't know what I am doing these days, but I used to be paid thousands to talk about Football, and since I made some jokey comments about a female referee, my world has collapsed'

He has set up his own business, as a Cobbler, but won't do the obvious thing……

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