Sir Alex Ferguson Blames 'Administrative Error' For Loss Against Chelsea

Funny story: Sir Alex Ferguson Blames 'Administrative Error' For Loss Against Chelsea

Sir Alex Ferguson, manager of Manchester United, blamed a simple 'administrative error' for his teams unexpected 2-1 loss against Chelsea at Stamford Bridge today. Sir Alex told us "it was not about quality of play, or our lads performance overall...

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Gaddafi and Galliano to release new collection!

Leading fashion designer Colonel Gaddafi has today announced plans to team up with fellow humanist John Galliano. This major strategic alliance, sponsored by the UK haute couture retailer Millets, is believed to have been forged during secret meeting...

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More Slow Cooked Food for Slow Minded Folk

Funny story: More Slow Cooked Food for Slow Minded Folk

Following the last installment of the ever-so infrequent series on 'Best Ways to Use Your Slow Cooker the Best' we can take great delight in providing further recipes to tingle your taste buds. Slowbread This is very much like Shortbread, but cooked in a much slower fashion. Using the same ingredients; white sugar, butter, and oatmeal flour (or plain white (wheat) flour if you prefer). This...

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Bristol Palin writes intimate book on her life - draft released

Funny story: Bristol Palin writes intimate book on her life - draft released

"I was borned in alaska. i can't find it on a map cos i never lurnt googleography in christian school but it's next door to rusha. both ma grizzly mama and fake-eskimo first dude dad couldn't come up with a name for me so they named me bristol after port bristol. that's the trooth becos that's what mama said durin the 2008 prezdenshul run coz she figered she'd be prez. on account of john...

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"Peace in Our Time, & Free Oil!" Prince Andrew Brokers Quaddaffy Trade Deal!

Funny story: "Peace in Our Time, & Free Oil!" Prince Andrew Brokers Quaddaffy Trade Deal!

After an all night session of 'intense camel trading', the UN announced today that Madman Muammar Quaddaffy has agreed to step down from leadership in Libya based on certain conditions hammered out by UK Trade Rep Prince Andrew and agreed to by the...

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Sky Sports Pundit Ray Wilkins Has An Orgasm Out Of His Head As Chelsea Beat United 2-1

Funny story: Sky Sports Pundit Ray Wilkins Has An Orgasm Out Of His Head As Chelsea Beat United 2-1

It's true. As Chelsea ran out 2-1 winners over Manchester United in the Premiership, Sky pundit Ray Wilkins was going red in the head as the Blues consigned the Red Devils to another appointment with Fergie's hair drier. A Sky mole revealed that W...

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Clips Cut From The Charlie Sheen 20/20 Episode

Funny story: Clips Cut From The Charlie Sheen 20/20 Episode

Although ABC says the interview was conducted after Charlie Sheen's defamatory rants against Chuck Lorre, the producer of his hit sitcom Two and a Half Men and they left in most of it, they stated that some things were completely left out. "Sheen was high as a kite during part of the interview so part of it had to be cut", stated one producer. "Either that or he's just plain nuts!" Like what...

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US Debt Disappears! China and Saudi Arabia Missing!

Funny story: US Debt Disappears! China and Saudi Arabia Missing!

Washington - President Obama announced today that the nation's financial woes are over. The deficit, trade imbalance, and national debt have been resolved. Not only are they gone, but the country is about to enjoy prosperity unheard of in the history of man. The press corps took a few moments to take in this information. The first cautious hand was raised by Charlie Dogooder, of the left of ce...

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Elvis Presley Sex Doll Makers Leave Off Penis!

Funny story: Elvis Presley Sex Doll Makers Leave Off Penis!

Of all the stupid things that an employee can do...that several former employees can do, to leave the penis off a sex doll is the worst, the boss at Xanadong told his reporters yesterday afternoon according to a still-working employee. Apparently...

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LIVE! Spoof Football Special - Chelsea v Man Utd

Funny story: LIVE! Spoof Football Special - Chelsea v Man Utd

Skoob Sports News reporting from our house with some Scottish bloke who claims he's Andy Gray. Apologies for not being at The Bridge, but tickets are hellish expensive. Plus, it's warmer here. And there's a fridge with beer in it. So we're watching it on Sky. Allegedly. Pre match studio chat still has Jamie Redknapp and Ray "Not So Butch" Wilkins twatting on about how it isn't right that...

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PETA To Investigate The Alleged Mistreatment of Sock Puppets

Funny story: PETA To Investigate The Alleged Mistreatment of Sock Puppets

NORFOLK, Virginia - The People For The Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) has just been asked to investigate allegations of a case in Phoenix where sock puppets at The Jack Be Nimble, Jack Be Quick Day Care Center are being mistreated. An unnamed...

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Anna Kirkbride (Deidre Barlow) approached to take acting lessons - Lady G. 'footing the bill'

Funny story: Anna Kirkbride (Deidre Barlow) approached to take acting lessons - Lady G. 'footing the bill'

Anna Kirkbride - AKA - Deidre Barlow, or as some folk prefer to call her 'Dreary Barlow', has been approached by Spoof Writer, Lady G. to take acting lessons after a signed petition was handed to her this week. Lady G. collected 200,098 names on...

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Team GB to boycott Olympics because of "offensive" logo

Funny story: Team GB to boycott Olympics because of "offensive" logo

With only 18 months to go until the London Olympics, the British team have threatened to withdraw, saying that the logo of the games is "offensive" and "disturbing". The part of the Olympic logo they are objecting to is the word "London" and the t...

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Chelsea v Man Utd - Live On The Spoof - With Skoob And Andy Gray

Funny story: Chelsea v Man Utd - Live On The Spoof - With Skoob And Andy Gray

Sensational breaking news from Skoob Sports News - it's approximately one hour to kick off time at Stamford Bridge, and SSN representative, Reddon, has confirmed that SSN will be covering the game live for the Spoof.com Notorious alleged sexist An...

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Galliano Is Still Making Kate's Dress

Funny story: Galliano Is Still Making Kate's Dress

John Galliano is still going to make Kate Middleton's Wedding dress. Or at least, that's what she keeps saying. But insiders at Buckingham Palace have admitted that something is seriously wrong with this statement. The statement appears to be...

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Indian Sadhus banned from smoking pot at Hindu festival in honour of pot-smoking God Shiva!

Funny story: Indian Sadhus banned from smoking pot at Hindu festival in honour of pot-smoking God Shiva!

Nepali Sadhu's gathering for the annual Hindu festival of Shivaratri in honour of the Hindu God Shiva, (who loved a joint or two), have been banned from smoking joints at the festival. Many Sadhu's or Holy Men feel quite insulted and have called t...

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Never Mind Another Potential War - Demi Lovato Buys A Pork Pie Hat

Funny story: Never Mind Another Potential War - Demi Lovato Buys A Pork Pie Hat

As Great Britain prepares for military intervention in the Libya crisis, apparently about to send troops and ordnance into the North African state in order to reestablish harmony and stability - PM David "Do Nothing Dave" Cameron has attempted to all...

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Is Glandy Devine the Next Lady GaGa?

Funny story: Is Glandy Devine the Next Lady GaGa?

Although few recognize him outside of Australia, TV actor and singer Glandy Devine has began making the rounds and even received several quick shots at the Academy Awards Show Sunday night. "It was almost like Glandy, with his blue hair and glitte...

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Gaddafi offered asylum

NASA has confirmed that they have sent an official offer the Col Gaddafi for safe passage to the International Space Station. A spokesman for NASA said: "We have had continual human habitation on the space station and we feel that by offering...

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Breaking News: Local Man Can't Find Puppy

Funny story: Breaking News: Local Man Can't Find Puppy

(Royal Oak, MI - January 21, 2011)…The local community is abuzz today, as area handyman Jim Peterson has initiated a community outreach to garner support for his desperate search to find his missing Dalmatian puppy, Mr. Sparkles. In a patriotic mo...

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A Special Job, for a Very Special Girl: Lotta Lotta Cash

Funny story: A Special Job, for a Very Special Girl: Lotta Lotta Cash

As you have all heard on the news today I was successful in my lust for power and was duly elected into the fifth ever Irish Government. Enda was on the phone to me first thing and offered me a cabinet post. I am now the Minister for Special Things. I have a budget of 100s and 100s of billions to spend on anything I want. The first thing I'm going to do is build a yellow brick road to somewhe...

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Rooney And Cole Set For Hollywood Stardom

Funny story: Rooney And Cole Set For Hollywood Stardom

Breaking News from the Film & Entertainment world and it has just been confirmed that Guy Ritchie and Vinnie Jones are to team up and direct and produce the popular 80's crime series 'Miami Vice' as a blockbuster film. In the role made famous...

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Chelsea frustration boils over as one of their star players goes amok and shoots student!

Funny story: Chelsea frustration boils over as one of their star players goes amok and shoots student!

Chelsea's latest results, the non-stop rumours about their manager, Ancelloti and Abramovich's frustration at not being able to win anything has completely boiled over. At Chelsea's training ground oneoftheir England stars grabbed an air rifle and...

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Ryan Giggs - A Shining Example, Or "A Greedy Get"?

Funny story: Ryan Giggs - A Shining Example, Or "A Greedy Get"?

March 2nd 2011 marks the 20th anniversary of Ryan Giggs' debut for Manchester United - as a sub in a game against Everton, which United lost 2-0. There's no doubt about it - 'Giggsy' Giggs, as his friends call him, has indeed enjoyed a remarkable...

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Chelsea Back Line Briefed In Karate

Funny story: Chelsea Back Line Briefed In Karate

Chelsea defenders have been receiving special training in unarmed combat in preparation for tonight's clash with Manchester Utd. Skipper John Terry and his colleagues are determined not to be caught out by any surprise attacks launched on them by...

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The Spoof - More Live 'As It Happens' Reportage Promised

Funny story: The Spoof - More Live 'As It Happens' Reportage Promised

Following the astounding success of a recent experiment reporting live on the Oscars for the Spoof.com's world renowned Magazine Section, spoof reporting organisation, Skoob News has vowed to look into the possibility of covering news and sporting ev...

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President Nodinnajaquet of Iran declares fatwah on heaps of "western" symbols.

Funny story: President Nodinnajaquet of Iran declares fatwah on heaps of "western" symbols.

Having declared that the Olympic logo for London 2012 spells the word "Zion", threatening to withdraw the Iranian Olympic team from their first brush with western democracy, President Nodinnajaquet of Iran has now declared a fatwah on many more weste...

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Where are they now? 1 - Rod Hull's Emu

You may remember in the 70's and 80's of a double act consisting of a man with long hair with his hand up a bird's arse. No we aren't talking about pornography here; we of course mean Rod hull and his infamous emu called err..., emu. Rod however Has unfortunately long gone, but what about his sidekick? well we tracked him down at the "Orville retirement home for stuffed birds". Before tha...

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50 Stone Man Celebrates 50th Birthday

Funny story: 50 Stone Man Celebrates 50th Birthday

50 stone celebrity, Colin Esterol, who became a global phenomenon following a fly on the wall documentary series about his life on The Fatty Channel, celebrated his 50th birthday today. Col, as he is known to his friends, Bob and Bernie, has more...

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Jumpers Coming Back Into Fashion

Funny story: Jumpers Coming Back Into Fashion

Good news for struggling jumper manufacturers, as sales of jumpers started to show a definite upward trend for the first time in 20 years. City analysts are confidently predicting that jumper sales will continue to grow, as jumpers come back into fas...

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David Cameron To Apologise Over British Empire's Sock Policies

Funny story: David Cameron To Apologise Over British Empire's Sock Policies

In a surprise change to a scheduled speech, the Prime Minister, David Cameron, is to apologise to Britain's former colonies over the Empire's treatment of their socks. During a visit to a meeting of midlands industry executives in Wolverhampton to...

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Queen's 'My People Love Me!' rant as NATO threatens Buckingham Palace blockade

Funny story: Queen's 'My People Love Me!' rant as NATO threatens Buckingham Palace blockade

London - A NATO blockade of Palace bank accounts is on the cards following HM's madcap TV rant. The move follows discovery of massive Libyan oil scams to finance the upcoming royal wedding. Diplomats immediately dubbed her 'delusional' and 'unf...

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World's First Hard Sock Cafe To Open In Luton

Funny story: World's First Hard Sock Cafe To Open In Luton

Luton businessman Dev Alahan has announced plans to open the world's first Hard Sock Cafe outlet on Watling Street, in Luton, Beds. One of Mr Alahan's business partners, Steve McDonald, reported that Mr Alahan - forever on the lookout for opportuniti...

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Chicharito Upset That "Promiscuously Suggestive" Photos of Girlfriend Shakira Have Shown Up On The Internet

MANCHESTER, England - The star footballer with the Manchester United Red Devils, Chicharito is reportedly upset that photos of his girlfriend Shakira dressed in a swimsuit made out of dental floss have appeared on several sites on the Internet. Ch...

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Joanna Lumley Calls In Ghurkas To Improve Youth

Funny story: Joanna Lumley Calls In Ghurkas To Improve Youth

TV star and Ghurka champion, Joanna Lumley, is to call in her mates in the Nepalese brigade to improve the nation's youth. Having battled for the rights of former Ghurkas to settle in the UK, the actress has turned her guns on the current youth ge...

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Police Tipped off that there will be Hash at the Royal Wedding

Funny story: Police Tipped off that there will be Hash at the Royal Wedding

A media frenzy erupted over the announcement that there will be Hash at the Royal Wedding in April. "Hash will be right there on view for the entire world to see at the most prestigious wedding of the century," said Palace Insider, Ian Cider.

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The News With Rush Limbo! #9

Funny story: The News With Rush Limbo! #9

Today's News With Rush Limbo Newt Gingrich has announced that he has created an exploratory committee for a possible run for the Presidency in 2012. "The first thing I want to do is to determine is if my ass looks too big", he stated yesterday. Newt and his ass will be here live with us on Thursday. Be sure to have them bring in the other Big Chair, Turdley. According to Barack Obama's...

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Robert Pattinson Upset That He Forgot to Wear His Socks To Bed

Funny story: Robert Pattinson Upset That He Forgot to Wear His Socks To Bed

Slamming his forehead with the palm of his hand, actor Robert Pattinson told reporters he had nothing to say this morning, maybe for the rest of the year. Ordinarily Pattinson is very polite to everyone but something apparently had happened to the...

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Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez To Appear In An Episode of The Vampire Diaries Entitled "The Attack of The Vampire Sock Puppets"

Funny story: Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez To Appear In An Episode of The Vampire Diaries Entitled "The Attack of The Vampire Sock Puppets"

HOLLYWOOD - After spending three months at The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic Demi Lovato let her business manager know that she was ready to get back into the swing of things. The talented singer has stated in the past that she would like to a...

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Apple Patent Toe Control

Funny story: Apple Patent Toe Control

The iPad 2 is due out soon, and many are wondering what Apple can add to the oversized iPhone 4 that isn't already in it. However a sneak peak at Apple's patents pending reveals more than the tight lipped techno boffins in Silicon Valley ever could.

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Dog Listens to Children

Funny story: Dog Listens to Children

A scheme at a Primary school in Kent is working wonders. Pupils who are unwilling to read aloud are introduced to dogs who are happy to listen to the children reading to them. Educationalists say that the dogs do not judge whether the child is rea...

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Droylsden FC install a revolving door on the dressing room

Funny story: Droylsden FC install a revolving door on the dressing room

Droylsden FC chairman and manager Dave Spacey has instructed builders to put a revolving door on the dressing room at his football club. Droylsden who shot to fame when they put the tea ladies in charge of a local county cup match, and had four r...

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Lady Gaga Shocker: It's Only Been Two Years Since She First Had Sex!

Funny story: Lady Gaga Shocker: It's Only Been Two Years Since She First Had Sex!

NEW YORK CITY - Lady Gaga who oozes sexuality has revealed a shocking secret. The glam singer says that she had her first sexual encounter just a two short years ago. When asked what her definition of sex is she replied in a manner that left no do...

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Dancing With The Stars Reveals This Year's 11 Dance Contestants

Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Reveals This Year's 11 Dance Contestants

HOLLYWOOD - The producers of Dancing With The Stars have just revealed the names of this years 11 dance contestants. DWTS co-hosts Tom Bergeron and Brooke Burke commented that leading the pack is Kirstie Alley who has gone from a weight of 409 pou...

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Kim Kardashian Caught "Sexting" Her New Boyfriend New Jersey Nets Kris Humphries

Funny story: Kim Kardashian Caught "Sexting" Her New Boyfriend New Jersey Nets Kris Humphries

NEW YORK CITY - Well it did not take Kim Kardashian very long to get over her body guard/boyfriend Shengo who had to dash back to his native Australia due to his visa expiring. An unnamed source said that as Shengo left the hotel where he and Kim...

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Selena Gomez Gives Justin Bieber A "Passionate Birthday Kiss" He Will Never Forget

Funny story: Selena Gomez Gives Justin Bieber A "Passionate Birthday Kiss" He Will Never Forget

DANA POINT, California - It is finally officially official Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are in fact a couple. After much speculation that the two were merely friends, young Bieber who was celebrating his 17th birthday, did state for the record that...

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Dancing With The Stars Announces That Kirstie Alley Is The First Dance Contestant For The 2011 Season

Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Announces That Kirstie Alley Is The First Dance Contestant For The 2011 Season

HOLLYWOOD - The hosts of Dancing With The Stars Tom Bergeron and Brooke Burke have announced that Kirstie Alley is the first star who has been selected to appear on this years edition of the very popular dancing reality show. Bergeron noted that i...

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Gaddafi Is Delusional, Just Like We Are, Says US

Funny story: Gaddafi Is Delusional, Just Like We Are, Says US

Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi is "delusional" and "unfit to lead", the United States ambassador to the United Nations has said, adding to this "In this respect, he is no different to our own leaders." Susan Rice was speaking after Colonel Gaddafi...

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Top 10 Signs Charlie Sheen is an Alien

Funny story: Top 10 Signs Charlie Sheen is an Alien

(10) Does not speak any known language. (9) Flying saucer command module beams him down to TV studios for morning show interviews. (8) His veins damaged by radical breaches. (7) His aura melts bones and faces like wax. (6) Fought the Corduroys on the Planet Genatur. (5) Tells world leaders he is "on a quest to claim absolute victory across the board on every front in this whole mes...

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Alice Roberts Naked In Evolution Documentary?

Funny story: Alice Roberts Naked In Evolution Documentary?

Hopes are running high that top thinking-man's totty Alice Roberts will finally get her kit off on TV tonight. In her latest documentary, BBC2's Horizon: Are We Still Evolving? the anatomist, author and broadcaster asks if the human body has finis...

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Wisconsin Democrats Claim Alien Abduction

Funny story: Wisconsin Democrats Claim Alien Abduction

Wisconsin Senate Democrats, who fled the state to avoid voting on a new budget dealing with a $3.6 billion shortfall, have now claimed that they did not flee as reported by the media, but were abducted by aliens. "It 's nonsense to say we were...

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Jailed MP Coping In Prison

Funny story: Jailed MP Coping In Prison

Disgraced MP Eric Illsley, who was jailed earlier this month for defrauding his parliamentary expenses, is coping in prison according to his wife. Dawn Illsley told the media that, as her husband was a carpenter before entering politics, it was na...

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Premiership Striker Saha In Car Crash

Funny story: Premiership Striker Saha In Car Crash

Everton's top scorer Louis Saha has emerged unscathed from a car crash in the Cheshire countryside. The accident happened in Wilmslow on the A538 on Sunday night when the Frenchman's Ferrari left the road and collided with a fence. Coincidental...

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Early Start For SPL

Funny story: Early Start For SPL

The Scottish Premier League has announced its earliest ever start for season 2012 to 2012. Chief Executive Neil Doncaster confirmed today that the new season will start on Saturday 28th May, just one week after the last game of season 2010 to 2111...

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Foster Carers Lose Court Battle

Funny story: Foster Carers Lose Court Battle

A couple of foster carers who are not opposed to homosexuality have lost a court case over their right to become Christians. Eunice and Owen Johns, who hail from Derby, had applied to the city's Pentecostal Church to join their congregation but th...

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Charlie Sheen Hits Rock Bottom Allegedly Bites British Boy

Funny story: Charlie Sheen Hits Rock Bottom Allegedly Bites British Boy

It appears the downward spiral that is Charlie Sheen's life may have finally hit rock bottom. I have been notified by Scotland Yard sources that Charlie Sheen has been indicted on assault charges after the 2 and a Half Men and Major League star a...

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Chelsea v Manchester United Latest

Funny story: Chelsea v Manchester United Latest

It's the match that everyone in football has been talking about, the game between the Champions, Manchester United, and the team who many saw as their biggest challengers this season, Carlo Ancelotti's Chelsea. Chelsea are currently in 5th place,...

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Charley Sheen Tells CBS Bigwigs To Have Carnal Knowledge With Themselves

Funny story: Charley Sheen Tells CBS Bigwigs To Have Carnal Knowledge With Themselves

Noticeably agitated over having been accused of inappropriate behavior while being under the influence of mind altering substances and over the influence of body altering bimbos, Charley Sheen decided to cut his losses by telling executives at CBS to...

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Gaddafi fires 'camel-toed' Amazonian Guards

Funny story: Gaddafi fires 'camel-toed' Amazonian Guards

Benghazi Kazi - A sordid uniform spat saw Muammar Gaddafi fire thirty of his elite virgin female bodyguards today. Their tight-fitting westernised uniforms were driving the Colonel nuts and wreaking havoc with Mrs Gaddafi (Mk#2). In their defen...

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President Obama Tells GOP He's Prepared to Cut Beer Conferences & Free Hemorrhoid Cream From National Budget

Funny story: President Obama Tells GOP He's Prepared to Cut Beer Conferences & Free Hemorrhoid Cream From National Budget

President Barack Obama has sent word that, as a compromise to the Republicans, he will show 'good faith' and agree to dump his beer conferences from the national budget. "That will save nearly half a million dollars but you will have to deal with...

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David Cameron, you silly boy, I wouldn't do it!

Funny story: David Cameron, you silly boy, I wouldn't do it!

There comes a time in the career of a Prime Minister when a decision, that might or might not make his career, has to be taken. The man in charge needs to make some very difficult choices. Call me Dave is wrestling with a choice now. Whether or n...

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Ariel Winter: I'm Going All-Out for Justin Bieber

Funny story: Ariel Winter: I'm Going All-Out for Justin Bieber

Ariel Winter, best known for her role as Alex Dunphy on "Modern Family" has been telling her friends and co-stars that she is holding nothing back in her reomantic attack on Justin Bieber. "Justin gave this lady all kinds of flowers over Valentine...

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