Morse Breaks Top Twenty Again With Cheap Sex Stories
Star US spoof writer Morse, Captain of the ill fated HMS Buggerall in TheSpoof.com pirate collaboration saga, and avid backer of the recently outed Star Trek (with sordid sexual imagery and perverted meanderings of overblown soon to be senile minds)...Read full story
Republicans in need of one helluva blowjob
Washington AC/DC - (Flaccid Ass Mess): ...if Sarah Palin's permafrosty pantyliners are anything to go by. That's the stark message from Bogota-based International Bank for Deconstruction and Embezzlement's Du Pont Circle back orifice this week as...Read full story
Miss California Confesses Sex Change
LOS ANGELES - In a bizarre turn of events, California's shmoozy beauty queen tearfully admits to having gender reassignment surgery and face feminization. Miss Prejean erupted in tears at a press conference in Glendale California's Valley Mall;...Read full story
Speaker Speechless Guilty As Hell Will Have Bagpipes Rammed Up His...
Speaker of The House, Michael Martin today found he was lost for words for the first time in his life as MPs from all parties gathered around to put the boot in. Looking pale and frail and sounding not at all like your average Saturday night gobsh...Read full story
Katie Jordan Price - Her Right Breast Speaks Out!
Tits can't actually speak, we all know that, but here at the Spoof.com we managed to locate a 'Titty Psychic' who was able to communicate with Jordan/Katie's right tit through looking at a series of revealing photographs of the trash queen and drawin...Read full story
Rafa Relents - Congratulates Fergie In Person And Buys Him A Pint
Following an initial strop of unprecedented proportions, Liverpool boss Rafa Benitez finally conceded that his battle of wills with Manchester United supremo Sir Alex Ferguson was over, for now at least. Benitez had congratulated Manchester United...Read full story
Obama: Feds will sell Chevys -- GM to manufacture Mobile Abortion Clinics
WASHINGTON D.C. President Obama today announced the details of two of his plans to pull the G.M. Corporation out of bankruptcy and toward profitability. The President explained, "General Motors is clearly in a catch-22 situation in that it must susta...Read full story
Biden Gives Up Super Secret Fall Out Shelter: Pelosi Frantic With Nowhere to Hide
Washington,DC/ Center of Toxic Fallout - Vice President, "Say It Ain't So" Joe Biden, only a heart beat away from the Presidency, has done it again, this time leaving House Speaker Nancy Pelosi with nowhere to hide after she opened Pandora's Box on...Read full story
Controversial Jewish Leader Woody (Woodward) Allen Criticized By Controversial Woodward (Woody) Allen
Controversial semi-comedian and part-time husband and father, Woodward (Woody) Allen (Not to be confused with his second cousin, Woody (Wordward) Allen or Woody's nephew, Wormy "Wormwood" Allen) says that controversial Allen is NOT a member of the Te...Read full story
General Franco, Hitler and other one "Bollocked" Dictators share remarkable similarities!
Recently revealed TRUTHS about many recent Dictators having only one BOLLOCK have been scientifically proven. The fact that they only had uno/eins/one cohone, led them to their dastardly deeds and turned them into the evil bastards that they were.Read full story
Manchester United 'Fan' Starts To Panic
Manchester United supporters come in all shapes and sizes, all colours and creeds, and from all corners of the planet, and it is the right of every human being to choose which football club he associates himself with. Sometimes though, these assoc...Read full story
Glaswegians scrape the barrel for famous people to honour
At a meeting of Glasgow City Council yesterday, a large barrel full of holes was brought out of a cupboard, and councillors began scraping at the bottom of its insides to try and find famous people connected with their city. After hours they manag...Read full story
Writer Running Out Of Ideas As BiPolar Drugs Kick In
A once successful Spoof writer who briefly was the the most popular writer on the spoof site is citing bi-polar medicine for his sudden loss of humor and comedic ability. Despite there being loads to laugh about and also write about - he just can'...Read full story
Jordan - The Truth Behind My Split with Peter
In an exclusive interview with me, during which she surprisingly failed to get her norks out, glamour model and media whore Katie Price has exclusively revealed the reason for her tragic and highly-paid split with extravagantly-abdominaled failed popster Peter Andre. Katie, 34GG, has exclusively revealed the kiss-and-tell details of her torrid affair with a senior House of Commons official, and...Read full story
Lindsay Lohan Facebook Revelations Reveals She's A Little Bored
Right now I'm watching an ant crawl across the carpet. This must seem like a mighty trip for him but I can get across in three seconds as I tried it awhile ago. Ants are stupid. I wish Sam was here. Tonight I made some peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for dinner but I must have put it on the wrong sides of the bread because it got all over my hands and the cat that I picked up to rub. B...Read full story
Secret transcript of Hazel Blears's lie detector test
A transcript of a lie detector machine test on Secretary of Something or Other Hazel Blears MP was today leaked to the Daily Torygraph, and this is the transcript of the test: MI5 Officer: Are you Hazel Blears MP? Hazel Blears: Although mistakes were made with my name, at no time did my parents break any rules by calling me that, to wit, name Officer: Please just answer 'yes' or 'no' Off...Read full story
A Special Place in Hell Awaits Bernie Madoff
A special place in Hell awaits Bernie Madoff when he croaks. Satan himself allowed himself to be interviewed on Fox News (where else?) today. Interviewer: What have you set up for Bernie Madoff when he finally gets shived by his prison roommate? Satan: We have a special section especially set up for him in the Muslim section of Hell. It is where we keep all the suicide bombers who blew...Read full story
New Labour Cabinet appointed
Due to the recent MPs' expenses scandal the entire Labour Cabinet was sacked, and here are the new Ministers: Chancellor of the Exchequer - Ronald Biggs Home Secretary - Robert Maxwell Foreign Secretary - Thomson Tours Minister for Legalised Theft - Hazel Blears Minister Without Portfolio But Still With Two Free Homes And Two Daimlers - John Prescott Minister For Ham Acting And F...Read full story
Tom Cruise really loses it
Police today were urgently summoned to the Hollywood home of Tom Cruise to respond to a possible suicide attempt by the famed actor / director. Reports say that Cruise, for years a devoted member to the church of Scientology, was busy watching s...Read full story
Obama off to Africa for a 6 nation tour - As darkest secret unfolds!
Washington, DC. - US president Barack Obama announced that he will be making a 6 nation tour of Africa immediately after completing his first 100 days in office as US president. "This is cool, I finally get to take my wife on holiday after a gru...Read full story
Joe Biden Backs Dowd in NY Times Plagarism Flap: "It's a Liberal Thing!"
Washington,DC/ CopyKat News - VP Joe "Oh, No" Biden rushed to the aid of beleaguered NY Times Columnist Maureen Down today after she admitted she lifted a few paragraphs from a Blogger for use in her column....without attribution. Biden, who himse...Read full story
Size 38KKK Woman Can Barely Get Through Door At Hooters!
Jane Linnman of Raleigh, North Carolina, -a lady who was laughed out of the building after applying for a job at Hooters a year ago- got her revenge Saturday when she could barely squeeze her 38KKK's through the front doorway, to go in and sit down i...Read full story
Gay Dyslexic Likes The Spoof
A gay dyslexic man was getting increasingly concerned over his lifestyle and wanted to find out more about gay life. When using Google he had problems looking for "gay" so he decided to search under "poofs". Unfortunately, instead of typing "poofs...Read full story
Over-zealous security at Manchester Airport
Over-zealous security guards were quick to spot a potential terrorist threat as innocent passenger Ian O'Cent waited to board the BA flight to Lanzarote. O'Cent was pulled from the line of passengers and taken to interview room when the security...Read full story
China Sex Park Bulldozed after Highlighted by Spoof Coverage Honoring Writers!
Within 48 hours of the recent Spoof report that writers Buck Wheat and Skoob were to be honored at the October opening of the adult theme park,Loveland, the site was leveled by government bulldozers citing "degenerate western culture invasion" as a t...Read full story
High Court Outlaws Killing on the Battlefield
Following a landmark ruling today, in which the High Court ruled that Article Two of the Human Rights Act applies to soldiers on the battlefield, the Ministry of Defence has ordered a radical rethink of equipment and weaponry to be issued to British...Read full story
Bank Heist foiled
In Shropshire yesterday, a bank heist was foiled by a quick thinking member of the public. Lifoc Rhime entered the Shrewsbury branch of Lloyds TSB on Pride Hill brandishing a revolver demanding that the cashiers fill a holdall with the contents of...Read full story
Peter Andre blames Pope and Vatican for his divorce
In a dramatic statement issued today, Peter Andre has firmly laid the blame for his marriage break up at the feet of the Pope and the Vatican, although even he realises that the Vatican doesn't in fact have feet. He says it has metres. In the stat...Read full story
Who still votes Labour - and why?
The expenses scandal and other issues over recent weeks have been catastrophic for the Labour Party, with the opinion polls showing Labour at their lowest approval rating since records began. But what do the polls actually mean - with the next General Election a year away at most, who actually votes Labour and why? By a process of elimination, we were able to work out the number of voters. W...Read full story
Joe Biden Reveals Location of Secret V.P. Bunker
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Vice-President Joe Biden accidentally revealed classified information, namely the hiding place location of the vice-presidential secret bunker. The extremely top-secret bunker is to be used by the vice-president in the event of...Read full story
Miley Cyrus Thrilled The Asians Dropped Their $2 Billion Lawsuit
SAN FRANCISCO - A group of Asians who had filed a $2 billion lawsuit against Miley Cyrus have agreed to drop their lawsuit. The group, which calls itself We No Got Slant Eyes, had filed the lawsuit alleging racism on Miley's part because they said...Read full story