In a dramatic statement issued today, Peter Andre has firmly laid the blame for his marriage break up at the feet of the Pope and the Vatican, although even he realises that the Vatican doesn't in fact have feet. He says it has metres.
In the statement he said that there were two factors leading to both he and Katie jumping to the wrong conclusion and causing the big separation.
It appears that when there were reports during the Pope's visit to the middle east that he had 'entered Jordan', this statement enraged Mr Andre, causing him to fly off the handle, hit the roof and many other great clichés.
When things calmed down and Katie gently explained the exact nature of the Pope's enterings, Mr Andre announced that he felt a right tit, after which Miss Price herself flew off the handle and other clichés, demanding to know why her own imported breasts were not good enough for him that he had to feel someone else's.
Following her own subsequent cooling off, the pair decided that if misunderstandings of this nature were going to be a regular feature they should call it a day.
They called it Friday.
