Washington, DC. - US president Barack Obama announced that he will be making a 6 nation tour of Africa immediately after completing his first 100 days in office as US president.
"This is cool, I finally get to take my wife on holiday after a grueling 100 days sitting in here doing nothing" Obama told the press in a presidential voice.
As if securing the presidential seat from John McCain wasn't hard enough for Obama, now the hard part is to reveal his true identity when information on his travel documents become public.
Reporters have long suspected that 'former' President Bush had morphed into a skinny guy with wingy, zig zaggy ears to confuse the American public and be reelected. In short they believe that Obama and Bush are one thing.
"Now this is our chance to know the truth" said Nancy Pelosi, CVN chief International Correspondent.
"Bush was nowhere during the campaigns, no one knows where he disappeared to after Obama was declared winner of last elections. We need to know who this guy is" she added.
Pelosi's arguments add to what Aljazeera Tv reported during the elections
"Reports reaching us indicate that John MaCain is not real but just a cartoon character created by George Bush to aid him get a 3rd term in office" said Aljazeera
After Obama was declared winner, both Bush and McCain disappeared from the public arena. The ploy was almost uncovered when McCain wanted to skip the presidential debated which Obama won.
"we suspect it would have been hard to play two characters at the same time, so Bush chose put a stooge [Dick Cheney] to represent McCain on the presidential debate stage, while he [Bush] played Obama" said a reporter.
"Probably that is why he lost. It was a deliberate move to make McCain sound stupid so that Obama appears cleverer. This is right out of a play book, but it worked" added the reporter.
In all of America history, no presidential candidate has ever sounded so stupid on stage. But the McCain guy was a new high, GOP should have been more careful not to mask a Dick and put it up on stage.
At least Bush played well and got reelected as Obama.
But now it is only a matter of time before he reveals his true identity. Meanwhile, Obama has said he will travel to Africa on foot, so he wont need to show his passport after all.
"I don't need papers to walk on my two feet!" Shouted Obama when he learn't that his true identity might be revealed if he presented his passport at the airport.
"Drop dead if you care. You ain't gonna get me" he added [in a presidential voice] while waving to the crowd of reporters.
