LOS ANGELES - In a bizarre turn of events, California's shmoozy beauty queen tearfully admits to having gender reassignment surgery and face feminization.
Miss Prejean erupted in tears at a press conference in Glendale California's Valley Mall; apparently she mistakenly assumed the press was chuckling about her bulging larynx when they were merely reacting to offensive flatulence amongst the tight seating area.
Prejean erupted in a flood of spicy emotion and snipped "Nobody understands how difficult my life is." She then burbled about her horrific stay at a Ciudad Juarez clinic where the surgery took place indicating that the private care center had inadequate meals and smelled oddly at times.
She went on to detail how she was born Harold Emmaus Prejean to Evangelical Christian parents and brought up to understand that since she was a "Christian" she would be forgiven for living in sin.
Prejean declared "I know that God will forgive me because he mistakenly gave me a penis and we all make mistakes."
Prejean says she will continue to support former Presidential candidate Sarah Palin in the years to come.
