New independent auditing plan for MPs

Funny story: New independent auditing plan for MPs

Plans for an independent auditing body to check MPs' expenses claims are expected to be approved next week in Westminster. The independent body, MP5 Plc, will carefully review each Member's claims for such expenses as two homes within a mile of on...

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The Press Invites President Obama to the Prom

President Obama said he had to "respectfully decline" the invitation he got from the press to "be it's date for the prom" a few nights ago. While the president was at home spending time with his family, he said a call came through from a repre...

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Spoof Expense Account Causes Uproar In Commons

Funny story: Spoof Expense Account Causes Uproar In Commons

A spoof expense account caused uproar in the house in the early hours of this morning, as Jeremy Bender-Blewett, a Conservative back bencher declared the spoof contents to a somewhat sleepy house. The document, leaked by a particularly malevolent...

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Tony Blair, Superstar

Funny story: Tony Blair, Superstar

Famous short person, Andrew Lloyd-Wubber is to produce a new west end musical based on MP's expenses claims according to sources close to the dimunitive star, the brother of Danny De-Vitalite. Although in the early stages of development, several b...

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Expenses claimed by MPs

An investigation by the Sunday BrownNoser revealed expenses claimed by MPs Gordon Brown: £800 fee on a course 'How to be a leader' Michael Martin: Speaker spent £1,400 on chauffeurs to his local job centre to claim Income support and housing benefit. Margaret Moran: £250 on a Weight Watchers course David Cameron: £2.50 for a hair cut at Imrans barbers and £25,000 on a...

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Police find casino in Downing Street cellar

Funny story: Police find casino in Downing Street cellar

London - (Les Jeux Son Faites Mess): Police investigating the scandal of MPs' expenses have stumbled on a casino hidden deep beneath 10 Downing Street. The opulent Las Vegas-style gambling den appears to be modelled on Seizures Palace and was inst...

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Saint Brigid's Well

Funny story: Saint Brigid's Well

The Irish council of Saints and Eurovision winners issued a statement today in an attempt to address public concerns about the health of Ireland's Cinderella Saint, St Brigid. St Brigid has been one of Ireland's most successful Saints to date so f...

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MPs allowances are bigger than most bankers' bonuses

Funny story: MPs allowances are bigger than most bankers' bonuses

MPs are facing allegations by the City that their allowances are far more generous and far less tied to performance than bankers' much maligned bonuses. In a statement for the City lobby group "FatCat", a complete banker said: "I don't where these...

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CIA to Replace Torture With Sex

Funny story: CIA to Replace Torture With Sex

Now that the U.S. Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) is no longer allowed to use torture, they have resorted to old cold-war style tactics of using attractive young women to seduce the enemy into revealing secrets. "We were having very little succe...

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Big Brother: all contestants required to have terminal disease

Funny story: Big Brother: all contestants required to have terminal disease

The latest series of Big Brother will have a morbid twist - all the contestants will be suffering from a terminal disease. Producers are to use certain death in a desperate attempt to breathe life into a flagging formula. "Following the huge marke...

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Chavez Threatens To Give All Of US, NATO Swine Flu!

Funny story: Chavez Threatens To Give All Of US, NATO Swine Flu!

In his latest tirade against America, Hugo Chavez claims that he may send thousands of his volunteers, all having been given the Swine Flu, into America through the easy border crossing from Mexico. "America has made a bad mistake in keeping all i...

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Another nude photo of Carrie Prejean surfaces

Funny story: Another nude photo of Carrie Prejean surfaces

In a stunning upset for staunch right-wing Christian celebrity news hounds, another nude photo of the controversial Miss California USA has made headlines across America, further tarnishing the reputation of models turned beauty queens everywhere.

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Mo-Vaughan Up!

Funny story: Mo-Vaughan Up!

Wealdstone centre back, Joe Vaughan, 17, looks set to get his dream move to boyhood club, Millwall. Vaughan was a season ticket holder at Millwall until the 2008/09 season where he was successfully signed by local Ryman Premier club, Wealdstone FC af...

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Gerry Adams doesn't refuse to take a British second home allowance

Funny story: Gerry Adams doesn't refuse to take a British second home allowance

Provisional Sinn Fein leader Gerry Adams, who has always refused to take his seat in Westminster due to protests against Britain's illegal 'occupation' of the six counties of Northern Ireland - despite the fact that the British there have been there...

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No Shoes, No Shirt, No Gun, No Service!

Funny story: No Shoes, No Shirt, No Gun, No Service!

Los Angeles,Ca.-Loving Floyd, Known as "Pretty Boy" Floyd to his friends, was tired of his West L.A. convenience store being held up. Security cameras, silent alarms, and bullet-proof glass shields all proved ineffective. Then he changed a simple sig...

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New Racy Photos Of Miley Cyrus An Internet Prank?

Funny story: New Racy Photos Of Miley Cyrus An Internet Prank?

For a brief time yesterday there were reportings that several racy photographs of Miley Cyrus were on the internet and several reported seeing them but that they "didn't look right". Today, fans and attorneys for the family are checking into the s...

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Buckingham Palace announce S&M practices an historical feature of royal life, shock, horror!

Funny story: Buckingham Palace announce S&M practices an historical feature of royal life, shock, horror!

Shockingly Buckingham Palace has just revealed that not only Prince Harry enjoys a bit of Nazi, Sado & Maso-ing, also the Queen, Prince Philip and that expert equestrian Princess Anne regular exchange whippings, tortures and bare back horsey ridi...

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New health scare for the middle classes as wine flu break out identified in Dulwich

Funny story: New health scare for the middle classes as wine flu break out identified in Dulwich

Middle class families and Guardian readers where in a state of panic up and down the brasseries and gastro pubs of Britain today after the Government announced the new pandemic - Wine Flu. The symptoms of wine flu are headaches, loss of memory, a...

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Astrological condoms

Libras Libras are suave and anxious to please others. Libra condoms are the fancy European models and come in fashionable hand-painted designer packaging. Libra condoms make for an elegant accessory on the best dates. Libra condoms are aesthetically pleasing to both partners. They are reversible and can turn into a diaphragm thus sharing the responsibilities. Libra is symbolized by the...

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Fear as Cockney Pandemic Sweeps UK

Funny story: Fear as Cockney Pandemic Sweeps UK

Large areas of East London remained cordoned-off today by the army and police. Elsewhere in the country, people from East London are being asked to make their way, silently, to rapidly constructed isolation centres. Medical experts and linguists...

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Prime Minister Brown under arrest

Funny story: Prime Minister Brown under arrest

In unprecedented scenes, UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown has been placed under arrest by Police for jay walking in Whitehall. In a well planned operation involving twelve squad cars, six motorcycle riders and four military style armed personnel ca...

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Brassieres No Longer to Be Sold by the Pound

Brassiere vendors across the globe have renounced a recently instituted practice of charging women buying bras by the weight of their bosoms. During the short duration of the weighing of the boobies, lingerie companies have been raking in the pro...

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Gordon and Andrew Brown Shared a Merry Maid among Multiple Disclosures of Guv Corruption

Funny story: Gordon and Andrew Brown Shared a Merry Maid among Multiple Disclosures of Guv Corruption

The Brown brothers shared a lovely merry maid from the Merry Maid and Filthy Harlot Temp agency. Leaked documents show that the British higher ups dished out almost 10,000 pounds in taxpayers money to keep themselves merry and their pretty little mai...

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Pope Has "Deep Respect" for Islam and Pities Muslims and their Destiny in Hell

Funny story: Pope Has "Deep Respect" for Islam and Pities Muslims and their Destiny in Hell

Pope benedict managed to go to a nation with an islamic tradition and not any medieval nutjobs about Muhammad being a son of a bitch bastard. In fact, Benedict spoke well of Islam and expressed hope that Catholicism, Judaism and Islam might be forces...

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Obama's Daily "To Do" List Discovered

Funny story: Obama's Daily "To Do" List Discovered

Like many people, President Barack Obama makes a daily "to do" list with tasks needing to be done that day. His list from Tuesday was discovered in a trash can outside of a hotel where he gave a speech that evening. It is now the object of a biddin...

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UN Investigation Concludes: 'Israel Fought In A War'

The UN has completed a report accusing Israel of going to war with Hamas in Gaza. "We have irrefutable evidence that Israel did fight in a war in Gaza", a UN spokesman said. The report accuses Israel of using weapons in the war, including bombs...

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Faroese plan for world domination DEFINITELY doesn't exist.

The average resident of the Faeroe Islands is tall and blonde with a ruddy complexion forged in the bright sunshine and fresh winds of the North Atlantic. Not many people on the world stage pay the Faroese much regard and those that do focus heavily...

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