Recently revealed TRUTHS about many recent Dictators having only one BOLLOCK have been scientifically proven. The fact that they only had uno/eins/one cohone, led them to their dastardly deeds and turned them into the evil bastards that they were.
General Franco, Hitler, Mussolini (totally bollockless), Stalin, Nero, Genghis Khan, etc, although being full of "bollocks," lead their armies to devastating effect causing the deaths of trillions and held the world's populations extremely by the "Bollocks."
This historical fact has now been proven by professors at the University of Testicales in Bollockavia better known as Berchtesgarden, Deutschland.
Professor Dick-kopf and his team of Bavarian Eunuchian Professors issued the following proven, factual statements:
"Ve have discovered zat most evil dictators only had one bollock, Mein Herr Adolf, Generalissimo Franco, Mussolini, Stalin, Nero, Ghengis Khan, etc, vere literally all one bollocked due to var injuries and too much fucking around (his Eunuchian team cringed at that particular statement)."
"Zis led to zose dictators having very major inferiority complexes, ultimately giving zem powers of manic persuasion, massing of followers, slaughtering of zere enemies, genocidal acts of inhuman proportion and last not least ze inability to have a decent shag!" (once again the Eunuchian team grabbed their balls whilst smirking hilariously, vat?!!!)
"Such one-balled dictators have changed ze face of ze world and formed ze shitty world we live in today. If zese men would have had two balls, ze world we live in today would be completely different, zank God ze one bollocked dictator is a zing of ze past. Now ve only have 2 bollocked dictators who are complete and utter imbeciles and certainly don't have ze balls to conquer ze world any more. Maybe Obama has one massive black cohone and he could eventually vish to become ze next great Dictator, zis we must vait and see Mein Herr, Sieg Heil and bollocks to all of you!"
There we have it the TRUTH behind the Holocaust, Ukranian starvation massacres, Spanish/Italien genocide, Genghis Khan's armies raping pillaging and murdering all because of one stupid BOLLOCK, what a load of ol BOLLOCKS!
