Jane Linnman of Raleigh, North Carolina, -a lady who was laughed out of the building after applying for a job at Hooters a year ago- got her revenge Saturday when she could barely squeeze her 38KKK's through the front doorway, to go in and sit down in the same restaurant and ordered her meal.
"I was laughed out of here a year ago", she told her companion. "They were yelling cruel jokes at me about "small potatoes" and "we don't hire men!". Now let them get a good look at these melons!"
Jane then addressed a group of waitresses standing together and staring at her, bug-eyed, "Would one of you 'Little Ladies" like to take our orders?"
"I don't believe all that malarkey about silicone causing disease", Linnman told her friend. "Unless you actually put the stuff in your body. I only wear these during the day but I put them in a drawer by my bedside at night. Then I put them back in when I decide to go out."
"Why, I could carry a tray full of beer glasses with these babies. They've really improved them since the big lawsuit. Now they're fixed almost like pockets on your chest that you can slide them in and you can choose which size to wear as you get three different sizes."
"Also, this new company will 'support' you if you have any problems. Plus you have to go in and have them rotated every six months."