Hutchence mother rabid as Bob Geldof sides with Debbie Rowe

Funny story: Hutchence mother rabid as Bob Geldof sides with Debbie Rowe

London - (INXS Ass Mess): Michael Hutchence's mother Patricia Glassop is said to be livid. Her bitter, financially crucifying custody battle for granddaughter Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily - Paula Yates' child by the 'suicided' Hutchence - has come...

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Internet Explodes under weight of Micheal Jackson Tributes

Funny story: Internet Explodes under weight of Micheal Jackson Tributes

Today (26-June-09) the Internet literately exploded under the overwhelming weight of Michael Jackson tributes. A staggering 25 Billion Billion Billion lines of comment about the dysfunctional child star where posted on literally millions and mill...

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Mohammed Fayed: "First they murder Diana - and my lovely Dodi! - now they kill Michael too!"

Funny story: Mohammed Fayed: "First they murder Diana - and my lovely Dodi! - now they kill Michael too!"

London - (Pont d'Alma Mater Ass Mess): "And don't tell me bloody British intelligence isn't behind it!" was Harrabs grocer Mohammed Fayed's opening salvo this morning as the news of Michael Jackson's death began to sink in around the world. Fayed...

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Bernie Madoff to head US team helping Pakistan on economy

Funny story: Bernie Madoff to head US team helping Pakistan on economy

WASHINGTON: Richard Holbrooke czar of the US Af-Pak policy wants to win "hearts and minds" in Pakistan since the drone attacks have failed to do so. Meanwhile lawyers for uber-crook Bernie Madoff want to cut a deal with the feds. With the US de...

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Uri Geller - I am in touch with Michael

Funny story: Uri Geller - I am in touch with Michael

In an unsurprising revelation, Uri Geller, the nearly well-known spoon bender and self acclaimed mystic, has stated unequivocally that he is in real-time communication with the recently departed Jackson. "I was in the middle of one of my globally...

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Pakistan says "even if Kashmir is resolved we will always project India as enemy"

Funny story: Pakistan says "even if Kashmir is resolved we will always project India as enemy"

LA-WHORE, PUKISTAN: The Pak Minister of Infernal Affairs [a former Army General] told international journalists that "even if the Kashmir issue is resolved we will always project India as the enemy. This is the only way we can bully the Americans to...

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Astrologer Arrested for Getting It Right

Funny story: Astrologer Arrested for Getting It Right

Many people believe that it is a lot of hocus-pocus or ambiguous shenanigans. But for one Sri Lankan astrologer, it got him into serious trouble with the authorities. Chandrasiri Bandara accurately predicted the downfall of a government in Septem...

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It's global suicide: people killing themselves to be Jackson's neighbour!

Funny story: It's global suicide: people killing themselves to be Jackson's neighbour!

Mass hysteria has rocked the world following the death of pop genius Michael Jackson. It would now appear that there is nobody left in the world, who has not heard the news of the star's untimely death (apart from those in comas perhaps)and that a...

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Michael Jackson fans try playing their "Thriller" CDs backwards, listening for clues

Funny story: Michael Jackson fans try playing their "Thriller" CDs backwards, listening for clues

Los Angeles, California - Upon hearing the news of the death of The King of Pop, millions of Michael Jackson fans reached for their old LP records, only to discover they had thrown them out years ago when everybody switched over to CDs. Urgently seek...

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Texas Governor Rick Perry Sells The Alamo To Mexico

Funny story: Texas Governor Rick Perry Sells The Alamo To Mexico

SAN ANTONIO - The San Antonio Daily Discloser is reporting that Texas Governor Rick Perry has just finalized a deal with the Republic of Mexico's President Nacho Winslow for the south of the border country to purchase the Alamo. The governor said...

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Miley Cyrus Gives Nick Jonas A Lap Dance & Stars In Three New Movies

Funny story: Miley Cyrus Gives Nick Jonas A Lap Dance & Stars In Three New Movies

Disney doll Miley Cyrus, 16, reportedly gave her boyfriend a lap dance - after she was seen drinking champagne and partying at a New York hotspot until 2:45 AM with Nick Jonas and a group of pals. A source told the New York News: "Miley looked not...

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Glastonbury Mourns Death Of Michael Jackson

Funny story: Glastonbury Mourns Death Of Michael Jackson

There was a poignant air of quiet reflection at Glastonbury today after Thursday's news of the death of the former King of Pop, Michael Jackson. Music fans were united in their grief over the superstar's passing, and took care to show respect to t...

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Hollywood Signs Actor to Play Michael Jackson in Rushed Biopic

Funny story: Hollywood Signs Actor to Play Michael Jackson in Rushed Biopic

Warner Brothers, in competition with Fox, Paramount, MGM, and Disney, looks to be the first out of the gate with a planned biopic of the recently deceased singer Michael Jackson. The planned movie will begin filming Monday, will have a five day film...

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Michael Jackson concerts to now go ahead!

Funny story: Michael Jackson concerts to now go ahead!

The planned season of Michael Jackson concerts will now be going ahead after one Mr.Barack Obama stepped in to save the day! Mr. Obama, formerly lead singer with the Four Tops & more recently, leader of the Free World has bravely offered to st...

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4 Poofs And A Piano Split

Funny story: 4 Poofs And A Piano Split

BBC TV presenter Jonathan Ross was said to be "in shock" this morning after it was announced last night that his resident house band, 4 Poofs And A Piano, are to go their own separate ways, citing 'musical differences' for the split. The 4 Poofs,...

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Michael Jackson's Oldest Nose The Last To Hear Of Death

Funny story: Michael Jackson's Oldest Nose The Last To Hear Of Death

Someone had to tell it but friends and family of Michael Jackson say that his oldest nose has been informed of the King of Pop's death. "We drew mustaches", stated Forgotten Jackson, a very distant cousin's cousin, "And I blew it...drew it so it h...

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Non-Jackson-Five relatives speak out about Michael Jackson

Funny story: Non-Jackson-Five relatives speak out about Michael Jackson

Many Jackson relatives of Michael Jackson have today spoken out about the singer's unfortunate premature death. First off her marks was Michael Jackson's aunt and well known MP and former acrtess Glenda Jackson. She was said to be devastated by th...

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Michael Jackson Autopsy Led By Roswell Doctor

Funny story: Michael Jackson Autopsy Led By Roswell Doctor

There was hardly a whimper today when news emerged that the doctor carrying out the autopsy of the now-dead King of Pop, Michael Jackson, is the same man that was in charge of the investigation into the so-called Roswell UFO Incident in 1947. Rosw...

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The Greatest Ever Rock And Roll Swindle

Funny story: The Greatest Ever Rock And Roll Swindle

In the heady days of the 1970s, lead singer of the infamous Brit punk band, The Sex Pistols, Johnny Rotten, once famously concluded a US gig with the words: "Do you feel you've been conned?" Rotten, now known as John Lydon, a half Irish ne'er d...

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Paris Hilton seeks custody of youngest Jackson child after positive DNA test

Funny story: Paris Hilton seeks custody of youngest Jackson child after positive DNA test

Los Angeles - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Deborah Rowe's opening gambit for sole custody of all three Michael Jackson children has been thrown into disarray. Her pursuit of maternal rights over seven year-old Blanket - aka Prince Michael II, has pr...

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Plastination nutter Dr Von Hagens-Daz files Habeas Corpse writ for Jackson body

Funny story: Plastination nutter Dr Von Hagens-Daz files Habeas Corpse writ for Jackson body

Los Angeles - (Rotters): Flashing an official Deed of Gift signed by the late Michael Jackson's royal Bahraini family creditors plastination nutter Dr Gunther Von Hagens-Daz stormed his way into an LA court room today demanding the immediate seizure...

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Micheal Jackson's was worth f**k all when he died

Funny story: Micheal Jackson's was worth f**k all when he died

Trouble in the Micheal Jackson camp as his financial advisors struggle to come to terms with the fact that the superstar weirdo was worth fuck all. The family have been scrounging from Jackson's own security staff in order to find enough cash to p...

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Preliminary toxicology report details Jackson chemical intake

Los Angeles - (Toxic Ass Mess): Singer Michael Jackson was taking a lethal daily cocktail of dozens of meds both orally, intravenously and via the French nation's preferred route. LAPD pathology sources have found a substantial build-up of the pai...

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Seventh Circle of Hell Opens to Welcome King of Pop

Funny story: Seventh Circle of Hell Opens to Welcome King of Pop

Micheal Jackson has been formally welcomed into the demonic brotherhood of Satan at a lavish ceremony in the fiery pits of Hell today. The 'King of Poop' and 'His Dark Satanic Majesty' met for only second time since the pop stars career took off d...

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Micheal Jackson not a paedophile - just a very naughty boy

Funny story: Micheal Jackson not a paedophile - just a very naughty boy

Michael Jackson was no paedophile, merely a troubled individual who had moments of naughtiness - so said behavioural psychologist Dr. Amanda Hugginkiss. "He was just a little, timid boy pleading to be let out" is how the Doctor described one child...

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Queen goes down with a dose of Swine Flu, cancels Investiture, heads for Holyrood

Funny story: Queen goes down with a dose of Swine Flu, cancels Investiture, heads for Holyrood

Holyrood Palace - (Dog Days Mess): Billed as a heavy cold, an unexpected eruption of royal Swine flu is one possible cause behind the Queen's cancellation of offical duties following the news that her wayward son by 41st US President George Herbert B...

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Jackson children Godfather Mark Lester, birth mother Deborah Rowe and Elizabeth Taylor personal attorneys in Kennebunkport crisis talks with Bushes

Funny story: Jackson children Godfather Mark Lester, birth mother Deborah Rowe and Elizabeth Taylor personal attorneys in Kennebunkport crisis talks with Bushes

Kennebunkport, Maine - (Dead & Buried Ass Mess): Secret emergency talks are taking place this weekend at the heavily guarded Walker's Point family compound home of former US President George Herbert Bush and his wife Barbara. Behind the heavil...

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Michael Jackson's Death Causes Widespread Ignorance of Other, Less Important Deaths

An overwhelming majority of Americans are still unwilling to recognize that persons other than Michael Jackson died on Thursday. According to a nationwide poll, 83% of the populace completely disregarded all other passages into the hereafter in favo...

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Michael Jackson's voice broke right before he died

Funny story: Michael Jackson's voice broke right before he died

Micheal Jackson's voice broke for the very first time just seconds before he died, according to a paramedic report. The 'King of Poop' was famed for his high-pitched squeaky voice which resembled a cross between Minnie Mouse on helium and Mickey M...

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Micheal Jackson was found dead in a 'Moonwalk' pose

Funny story: Micheal Jackson was found dead in a 'Moonwalk' pose

Further reports have been released to the press indicating that pop superstar Micheal Jackson was found on the floor in a 'Moonwalk' type pose. The eccentric singer was apparently discovered behind the couch with one hand on his crotch area, his f...

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Micheal Jackson could be 'Rebuilt'

Funny story: Micheal Jackson could be 'Rebuilt'

The delays in a full autopsy of superstar entertainer Micheal Jackson could be related to doctors' attempts to piece him back together as a kind of real-life Bionic Man. "Most of his face, skin and hair are man-made in origin as it is so there is...

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Feds issued with Jackson family Encino compound search warrant

Funny story: Feds issued with Jackson family Encino compound search warrant

Encino, California - (Rioters): An FBI convoy of earth moving vehicles, forensic mobile laboratories and over 100 sniffer dogs has been spotted on the Ventura Freeway enroute to the Jackson family compound at Encino. Over the road at Encino Resevo...

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Twilight New Moon Actor Ask "What's Going On?"

Funny story: Twilight New Moon Actor Ask "What's Going On?"

"What in blazes is going on with the movie?" That's what Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and several actors in the movie want to know. Is it snake bit or wolf & vampire bit? Summit Entertainment Summit has announced that Native America...

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Elton John's Ball Rocked By Michael Jackson's Death

Funny story: Elton John's Ball Rocked By Michael Jackson's Death

London, UK - Many of popular music's royalty were attending Elton John's AIDS foundation 'White Tie & Tiara' ball at Old Windsor when events surrounding the death of 'The King of Pop', Michael Jackson, became known. Said female Sri Lankan sing...

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Truth Discovered: Adam Lambert Is Really Michael Jackson

Authorities in California, with the cooperation and assistance of the F.B.I. (Federal Bureau of Investigation) have discovered that Michael Jackson faked his death. In truth, the King of Pop is still alive and has been living under the name and iden...

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Twilight's Stephenie Myers Denies Lawsuit, Doesn't Think There Will Be Delays

Funny story: Twilight's Stephenie Myers Denies Lawsuit, Doesn't Think There Will Be Delays

Stephanie Myers, writer of the Twilight series says there never was anything to one of her classmates suing her for plagiarism, according Summit Entertainment in a statement released to the press. Most important, a spokesman for Summit Entertainme...

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'I'm Bad' Smooth Criminal Admits

Funny story: 'I'm Bad' Smooth Criminal Admits

Smooth criminal Mark Hat, today emerged from Wormwood Scrubs Prison in London, blinking in an effort to cope with something known as sunshine, and admitted that he was bad. It made sense to this Spoof.com reporting team, because they don't usually...

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Sunny Weather Hits UK - Millions Baffled

Funny story: Sunny Weather Hits UK - Millions Baffled

Millions of Britons were left completely baffled by the appearance in the sky of a big bright, burning yellow thing, which most thought only existed in places they visited on holiday. Britons, scared of venturing outdoors without an overcoat and a...

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The Real Identity of the South Carolina Governor's "Maria" Discovered

Funny story: The Real Identity of the South Carolina Governor's "Maria" Discovered

After weeks of investigation and research, the identity of the real "Maria," the person whose affections, enticements, and allure felled Mark Sanford, the Governor of South Carolina, has finally been discovered. According to Interpol's Peccadill...

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A teenager who reportedly wanted to kill Hollywood teen idol Demi Lovato has been arrested, Los Angeles police said.

Funny story: A teenager who reportedly wanted to kill Hollywood teen idol Demi Lovato has been arrested, Los Angeles police said.

S.D., 18, was booked on Thursday on suspicion of stalking and making criminal threats, said Sgt. Morphin Dempsey of the Harmattan Police Dept. He is scheduled to be arraigned on Tuesday, Dempsey said. According to the celebrity Web site teenyboom.

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Lambert Dismayed: Gerbil Refuses to Leave BuckwheatsButt's Asscrack

Funny story: Lambert Dismayed: Gerbil Refuses to Leave BuckwheatsButt's Asscrack

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - In a twist almost no one could have predicted, the gerbil that near-Idol Adam Lambert shoved up BuckwheatsButt's ass as an act of revenge has decided to make itself at home, much to the chagrin of both celebrities. Though he gr...

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Michael Jackson - The Resurrection - On Sunday with Reverend Al Sharpton

Los Angeles, CA - Entertainer, moonwalker, dancer, Michael Jackson, 'The King of Pop', will be resurrected on Sunday, June 28, 2009. The Reverend Al Sharpton will be presiding over the resurrection. Tickets for the resurrection will go on sale immediately through the internet ticket seller Mr. Ticket. Michael Jackson 'The King Of Pop' The Resurrection Church of Divine Intervention...

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North Korea Chokes On It's Threat to 'Finish Off America'.

Funny story: North Korea Chokes On It's Threat to 'Finish Off America'.

North Korea threatened to 'finish off the United States once and for all' this week. Taking the threat very seriously the US immediately sent out nuclear equipped aircraft towards the rogue nation. Pyongyang promptly responded that there had been a m...

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Michael Jackson Finally Reaches Never Never Land

Funny story: Michael Jackson Finally Reaches Never Never Land

Michael Jackson has finally made it to his place in Never Never Land. Wonder what he thought it would be like? Probably forgot about Captain Hook and the croc with the clock. Sorry, Wendy, or Lisa Marie and the others aren't coming with you but...

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North Korea's Leader Dim Sum II Invited to the White House

Funny story: North Korea's Leader Dim Sum II Invited to the White House

Washington DC: President Obama welcomed North Korea's new leader Dim Sum II to a White House reception. Dim Sum II replaced Kim Jung il as the new North Korean leader. Dim Sum II signaled an apparent thaw in relations between Washington and Pyong...

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Fathers 4 Justice parent claims Jacksons kids are his

Funny story: Fathers 4 Justice parent claims Jacksons kids are his

London: Who will get Wackos Kids? ... is the question on everyone's lips tonight, after the death of the pop prince from a heart attack yesterday. Mark Russell of UK pressure group Fathers 4 Justice, a group which holds wacky daredevil stunts on t...

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