Hutchence mother rabid as Bob Geldof sides with Debbie Rowe

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Saturday, 27 June 2009

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Patricia Glassop says there's no comparison to the Katherine Jackson/Debbie Rowe conundrum

London - (INXS Ass Mess): Michael Hutchence's mother Patricia Glassop is said to be livid.

Her bitter, financially crucifying custody battle for granddaughter Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily - Paula Yates' child by the 'suicided' Hutchence - has come back to haunt bigtime this weekend.

Because back in London her number one bete noire in the world, Bob Geldof, has sided in public with Deborah Rowe in her custody bid for all three of Michael Jackson kids, including 'Blanket', the singer's son by an anonynous egg donor rumored to be Paris Hilton.

Geldof famously 'inherited' custody of all Paula Yates' girls including 'Tiger' Hutchence 'rather than let her fall in the evil Ms Glassop's clutches.'

This weekend Rowe, 50, has challenged Jackson's mother Katherine for custody of the children, alleging Mrs Jackson Sr 'is an unfit grandmother' and a sick influence on the girls.

Apparently Katherine Jackson blithely stood by and watched as husband Joe regularly beat up all their kids when singer Michael was growing up.

Geldof's lawyer told reporters today he was happy to offer any custody fight tips to Ms Rowe, including help with staging the official custody fight in London where the children's potential inheritance is tied up in the O2 Arena's box office receipts.

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