Michael Jackson - The Resurrection - On Sunday with Reverend Al Sharpton

Funny story written by Wire Piddle

Saturday, 27 June 2009

Los Angeles, CA - Entertainer, moonwalker, dancer, Michael Jackson, 'The King of Pop', will be resurrected on Sunday, June 28, 2009. The Reverend Al Sharpton will be presiding over the resurrection.

Tickets for the resurrection will go on sale immediately through the internet ticket seller Mr. Ticket.

Michael Jackson
'The King Of Pop'

The Resurrection

Church of Divine Intervention
188 Montevideo Rd.
Los Angeles, CA

Sunday, June 28, 2009
10:30 a.m. - 11:30 a.m.

Officiating: The Reverend Al Sharpton

Catering by - Luis of Malibu, Renaldo Luis

Following the resurrection and service, there will be a 'meet and greet' with Mr. Jackson. Special V.I.P. entrance is required. A certain number spaces will be allocated and given away for free by local radio stations. Contestants may be required to answer correctly a skill-testing question. This contest is open to anyone 18 years of age or older. Only open to residents of the state of California. The winners must consent to have their names publicized.

A DVD will be made of the resurrection. Pre-sales of the DVD will be handled through the Church of Divine Intervention website or by calling the toll free number listed on the website. Limited to two copies per customer on pre-order. ALL SALES FINAL*.

* These resurrection thingies can be a bit of a 'hit-and-miss' venture. If, for some reason, the resurrection is unable to proceed, the producers reserve the right to provide you a DVD of same or greater value.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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