North Korea's Leader Dim Sum II Invited to the White House

Funny story written by Philbert of Macadamia

Saturday, 27 June 2009

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"I told you so!"

Washington DC: President Obama welcomed North Korea's new leader Dim Sum II to a White House reception.

Dim Sum II replaced Kim Jung il as the new North Korean leader. Dim Sum II signaled an apparent thaw in relations between Washington and Pyongyang by reducing the official government rhetoric. He also requested bilateral talks occur concerning nuclear weapons proliferation, missiles and food supplies.

The White House ballroom was filled to capacity with administration officials and guests, although a familiar U.S. diplomatic face was missing. Smiles abounded among liberal Democrats touting the presidents "kissy-kissy" foreign policy. Dim Sum II was invited to say a few words.

He said "North Korea is a proud nuclear power that will harm the U.S. if attacked. Our nuclear program is a deterrent against your war mongering administration, which is plotting to topple our glorious people's communist regime. Washington is always threatening our perfect country. It would be a grave mistake for the U.S. to think it can remain unhurt if it ignites the fuse of war." Punching his fists into the air Dim Sum II then shouted "we will bury you with a fire shower of nuclear missile retaliation for any American-led aggression."

At the same time a sonic boom was heard emanating from the U.S. State Department. It turned out to be Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and Former UN Ambassador John Bolton commiserating over a few beers about U.S. and North Korean foreign policy. They both exploded in unison "North Korea has just conned another U.S. president!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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