The delays in a full autopsy of superstar entertainer Micheal Jackson could be related to doctors' attempts to piece him back together as a kind of real-life Bionic Man.
"Most of his face, skin and hair are man-made in origin as it is so there is a very good chance that we can rebuild Micheal as good as new", said consultant plastic surgeon Robert Hayes.
Nobody has ever seen him naked - except for a few local kids - so there would be no real necessity to make anything below the neck.
Jackson's voice could be supplied by the guy who does the voice of Mickey Mouse in the cartoons.
"Science has advanced to such a stage nowadays that we could really make a $6 million dollar man like Lee Majors played on TV."