Further reports have been released to the press indicating that pop superstar Micheal Jackson was found on the floor in a 'Moonwalk' type pose.
The eccentric singer was apparently discovered behind the couch with one hand on his crotch area, his feet bent revealing white ankle socks and facing as if posing in his trademark stage stance.
"At least he went tout as we best knew him", said spoon-bending friend Uri Geller.
Geller also admitted that he had a premonition that something was wrong just hours before Jackson's death:
"I was in my home bending things and annoyingly talking about Micheal Jackson to anyone who was around me, when I suddenly felt a sharp twinge at the base of my penis.
I knew at that moment it was Micheal saying goodbye to me..."