Michael Jackson's voice broke right before he died

Funny story written by Chamone

Saturday, 27 June 2009

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"Chamone..."

Micheal Jackson's voice broke for the very first time just seconds before he died, according to a paramedic report.

The 'King of Poop' was famed for his high-pitched squeaky voice which resembled a cross between Minnie Mouse on helium and Mickey Mouse on acid.

But the emergency team attending him on Thursday said that seconds before he breathed his last breath they could hear a very deep bass baritone voice emanating from the frail, dying pop star.

Accroding to the report, the voice sounded like something out of the Exorcist - a deep, menacing, evil bellow.

Unconfirmed reports say that his final words were "Chamone".

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