Micheal Jackson has been formally welcomed into the demonic brotherhood of Satan at a lavish ceremony in the fiery pits of Hell today.
The 'King of Poop' and 'His Dark Satanic Majesty' met for only second time since the pop stars career took off decades ago.
Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot and crooner Frank Sinatra were all part of the welcoming party that presented Jackson with the honourary Keys to the Shitty.
Jackson is expected to spent eternity drowning in the lava-filled melting pot of Hell but has not ruled out a comeback some time in the future, possibly a Judgment Day concert for all the condemned souls of everyday folk sometime circa 2525.
