The planned season of Michael Jackson concerts will now be going ahead after one Mr.Barack Obama stepped in to save the day!
Mr. Obama, formerly lead singer with the Four Tops & more recently, leader of the Free World has bravely offered to step into the breach and appear as his hero Michael Jackson.
The President of the United States of America has told me that he has been Moonwalking since he was 8 years old and perfected his repertoire whilst Governor of Illinois.
I can "Ah" "Woah" & "Yeah" like the man himself gushed the small but perfectly formed King of Pop.
Mr.Mahmoud Ahmadinedjad a kind friend of America will be left in sole charge of the nation's welfare and will be trying to see if he likes capitalism & all things western in a six month trial stint at the controls.
A man in black standing at the gates of the White House declined to comment apart from a quick comment stating that "Michael Jackson isn't dead, he just went home" !