Written by queen mudder

Saturday, 27 June 2009

image for Feds issued with Jackson family Encino compound search warrant
Dozens of JCBs like this are heading to Joseph Jackson's back yard this weekend

Encino, California - (Rioters): An FBI convoy of earth moving vehicles, forensic mobile laboratories and over 100 sniffer dogs has been spotted on the Ventura Freeway enroute to the Jackson family compound at Encino.

Over the road at Encino Resevoir and northwards at Lake Balboa Park Federal diving agents are begining to trawl the depths using high-tech sonar imaging equipment and cutting-edge laser technology.

Also under scrutiny are the Sepulveda Dam Recreation Area where it abuts Encino Golf Course and the pleasant grassed lawns around Woodley Lakes.

The Bureau search warrant was granted at midnight following several hours of tense horsetrading with lawyers acting for former CIA chief George Tenet.

The old Bush-era warhorse is believed to have won an immunity deal after handing over 'disappeared' Jackson family files.

These were unofficially mothballed in an ultra secure Langley, Va, 'bottomless pit' vault ever since the formal conclusion into FBI/KGB double agent Bob Hanssen and his CIA side-kick Aldrich Ames.

George Bush Senior is shitting bricks.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Michael Jackson, FBI




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