Vibrator Causing Wife To Completely Lose It
Jan Gillingham stated that it started innocently enough with just her friend Francine and herself out walking and doing some window shopping. "We were mostly talking about her kids when all at once I saw Francine stop and look past me at the windo...
Read full storyBoy sues parents over name
In a test case in the courts a boy aged seven is taking his parents to court over carelessness in the choice of his first name. "It cames as quite a shock when we received the summons explaining what was happening"said Mr Fyle from Newcastle. "I m...
Read full storyNew research: the world recession is over
Top world economic analysts have concluded that the recession is over after a research carried on by US' Merril Lynch and UK's HBOS. The study at Merril Lynch was based on the number of condoms sold in the US since March this year. It turned out t...
Read full storyTony Blair supports return of Elgin "Marbles"
With the inauguration of the new Acropolis Museum, increased international pressure is being exerted upon the British government to return the "Elgin Marbles." These works of art appropriated from the Parthenon by Lord Elgin, a British diplomat, in...
Read full storyIranian Protesters Toilet Paper Ahmadinejad's House
TEHRAN, Iran - Clips circulating on Reuters and Breitbart show several college-age Iranian protesters tossing around what appear to be rolls of toilet paper around the trees, fences, and roof of the estate of Iranian President Ahmadinejad. The I...
Read full storyHawaii Launches Missile at North Korea
HONOLULU, HI - The state of Hawaii unilaterally launched a missile at North Korea today, apparently as a preemptive measure against the DPRK's planned launch. Hawaii's launch was apparently carried out without the aid of the US military because, acc...
Read full storyRobert Pattinson's Old Girlfriend Is Attacked
Robert Pattinson's old girlfriend Melissa Huckaby, who sang the song "I'm every woman" by Witney Huston in the Tyra Banks show, is violently attacked in prison by man hungry lesbians. In a television interview Melisa Huckaby claims she was brutal...
Read full storyPrinces Charles, Harry, William, Andrew and Edward not to face reselection for next year's Royal positions
As expenses scandal after expenses scandal rocked the nation, with politicians falling over themselves to deny any wrongdoing before either resigning or being sacked, the Royal Family's selection committee decided not to reselect Princes Charles, Har...
Read full storyDolly Parton Opens Up With Both Barrels
Dolly Parton, known for her tremendous voice, chest and honesty says that today's young ladies in the entertainment business know almost nothing about "Business". "I get so tired of these little girls in grown-up, enhanced bodies show their ass an...
Read full storyNorth Korea To Set Up A Missile Launching Pad In Cuba
HAVANA - Cuban President Raul Castro (Fidel's brother) and North Korean Democratic Republic Leader Kim Jong Il have agreed to a trade agreement. The two world leaders met in a highly private meeting over the weekend at a Motel 6 in International F...
Read full storyMan Explores His Genome And Discovers Himself
A man who was reading news items on a satire and parody news website called TheSpoof.com has spoken of a sensual awakening after exploring his genome and discovering himself. Albert Jones, 62, of Carmarthen, was reading a story on the website when...
Read full storyAdam Lambert, Carrie Prejean Catfight Turns Heads in Fashion Alley
SAN DIEGO, CA - Security guards at San Diego's popular Fashion Alley Shopping Mall had a tough time separating Carrie Prejean and Adam Lambert early Sunday afternoon when a verbal spat between the two became physical. The outdoor food court of Fas...
Read full storyToasted Sandwiches To Be Outlawed Under New Legislation
The British Parliament, reeling under the MP expenses scandal has decided to hit back at an ungrateful public electorate by banning toast, particularly toasted sandwiches, or 'toasties' as they are known. One MP, Helmut Dagger (CON) told us: "P...
Read full storyWorld plunges into 'Illegal Downloading' crisis
20 October 2009, WASHINGTON D.C. - After the subprime mortgage crisis following the bursting of the housing bubble, credit crunch and the consequent banking crisis which has resulted in economic slowdown all over the world, a fresh crisis has hit the...
Read full storyNew High Tech Phone To Make Life Easier For Serial Killers
Nipple, the cell phone manufacturer today announced its new CGI phone, which it is thought will make life much simpler for serial killers. The phone, which uses biometric body scanning technology enables potential serial killers to pick out victim...
Read full storyTrouble Mars Sunday League Match
The final match of the season at Playwell Park between Skullface United and Brokeback Rovers in the local Sunday League predictably ended in trouble. Brokeback winger, Alan Spanner, who arrived at the game with a bad hangover was sidelined chuckin...
Read full storyThe Stig revealed: a woman!
No one would have believed that in the early part of of the 21st century, a woman would have kept her identity a secret for so long. Now the identity of the 'Stig' is to be revealed on the long-running BBC series, for petrolheads,'Top Gear'. It ha...
Read full storyTevez Turns United Deal Down, Opts For City It Seems
Argentinian striker Carlos Tevez today turned down a lucrative five year contract with Manchester United after the club had agreed to meet his owner's financial demands, preferring instead a deal to move to Manchester City! Outraged United fans co...
Read full storyTwilight Star Rob Pattinson Hit By NYC Taxi
Teen heart throb Rob Pattinson, star of Twilight was today hurt after being chased by a mob of excitable teens into the path of an oncoming taxi in New York City. The cab driver braked, but the vehicle struck the twenty three year old star in the...
Read full storyAnnouncing: The Lohan, Seacrest Publicity Stunt
Radio show host Ryan Seacrest was easily spotted with Lindsay Lohan by the paparazzi taking Lohan back to her home in L.A. after being seen out partying with her Saturday night. One photographer on the scene reported, "It was too much like shootin...
Read full storyRecord Numbers Of Scum Gather At Stonehenge for Solstice
Stonehenge, England - A record number of hairy, Celtic-tattooed, pierce-faced, dreadlocked new-age idiots with skinny dogs on strings gathered at Stonehenge for the summer solstice this year. Roads were gridlocked with rusty transit vans, and the sme...
Read full storyJohn Schnatter's Face Made Into Fine Leather Handbag
ANCHORAGE, KY - Better Ingredients, Better Pizza... and now, it would seem Poppa's also Got a Brand New Bag. After years of intense artificial and natural tanning, John Schnatter, Poppa Johnny's Pizza founder and pitchman, decided to ditch his dam...
Read full storyJihad declared by Iran on fly swatting US President
News just in reveals that Iranian spiritual leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei has declared a global Jihad on US President Barack Obama, following his appearance on an American television where he demonstrated his fly swatting abilities. The Iranian l...
Read full storyBuck and Morse Go Hunting for Monkey Woods
Pine Knot TN - Celebrity writers for TheSpoof.com, Morse and BuckwheatsButt, passed through town last week to take advantage of local hunting this part of the state is famous for. While both Morse and Buckwheat are veterans, Buck is a seasoned hun...
Read full storyAngry Man Lives Life to Fullest, Thanks to Television
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - It's been just over a year since John Q. Tickenbaum, 39, watched Pushing the Human Body's Limits on Discovery's Channel, but he claims the program fundamentally changed his way of thinking about stress and anger, ultimately transf...
Read full storyFTC Considers Banning Trial Lawyer Television Advertisements
Washington DC: The first day of two days of testimony before the Federal Trade Commission (FTC) has been completed. At issue is whether the nation's trial lawyers should be allowed to continue to advertise certain specific services on broadcast tele...
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