News just in reveals that Iranian spiritual leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei has declared a global Jihad on US President Barack Obama, following his appearance on an American television where he demonstrated his fly swatting abilities.
The Iranian leader said that all creatures are sacred and worthy of respect, so this stunt by the President was inherently evil and mocking at Moslem beliefs.
The program, called Obama's Fly for a Black Guy, gave the President a full half hour to demonstrate his fly catching skills to the voting public at large. One act saw him snapping mosquitoes whilst performing a handstand while another saw him snuff out seven flies out of ten which buzzed his well sculptured face.
Obama reacted to the news by saying that there are no flies on the Ayatollah but you could see where they'd been. Sales of fly swats have suddenly skyrocketed following the TV program.